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it takes one to blow one! 

A playful twist on a well-worn childhood phrase which in this particular case refers to being gay.
Well my friend, all I can say to you at this point is that it takes one to blow one!

one inch blow

1.) A martial arts move done by Bruce Lee which involves only moving his fist for one inch near a victims body but with such force that the victim immediately suffers massive internal injuries and begin to hemorrhage out his intestines. Will shatter ribcage with such force that small pieces of bone fly out your ass.

2.) Description of a girl who is performing fellatio and is inexperienced at it and is unable to put more than one inch of a man's penis in her mouth due to her untamed gag reflex. Hence she is only able to give fellatio to the head of the penis, typically one inch in length.
Bruce lee: ONE INCH BLOW!!
*victim explodes*

Bruce lee: one inch blow...
girl: i'm sorry :( i'm a virgin
Bruce lee: ONE INCH BLOW!!
*girl explodes*
one inch blow by Young Reezie January 24, 2008

blow smoke up one's ass 

Tobacco Smoke Enema (1750's-1810s)
The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patients rectum for various medical purposes, primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke towards the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration, but doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “Blow smoke up one’s ass.”
I don't trust him, he's just trying to "blow smoke up one's ass".
Oh don't believe him, he's just blowing smoke up your ass!
blow smoke up one's ass by Chafu August 18, 2009

one plug blow out 

A one plug blow out is where one half of the strap on a pair of thongs pulls away from the base, causing a (usually) embarrassing fall.

Generally occurs while running or from walking through a puddle while drunk.
Bystander 1: How did the police catch that bag snatcher?
Bystander 2: He had a one plug blow out running past their parade.
one plug blow out by jlif April 20, 2010

the one finger snot blow 

When someone covers up one nostril and blows snot out of the other nostril . then proceeding to wipe the snot on their clothes. Mainly seen in estern Europe
I saw some dude doing the one finger snot blow last night it was nasty .
the one finger snot blow by bibos January 25, 2017

Blow a fish out of one's ass

An expression which helps create an image of how angry one is/was at the time.
"I was so pissed I almost blew a fish out of my ass!"