by ahumblebug November 25, 2019
The sexual act of having one partner pretend to be a slug on a slip and slide covered with Palm Olive while the other partner masterbates at the end of the slip and slide. When the partner reaches the end of the slip and slide the other partner finishes on their face, thus covering them in a slug trail.
Partner 1: Oh yeah. Blorp towards me.
Partner 2: *blorp*
Partner 1: Yeah I fucking like that.
Partner2: *blorp*
Partner 2: *blorp*
Partner 1: Yeah I fucking like that.
Partner2: *blorp*
by blorpapalooza18 September 3, 2018
by PurpleKitten June 13, 2004
by sam May 4, 2004
When you hang out at your apartment cheerfully listening to 90s music while dancing and cleaning cat litter off the floor.
"perfect, I'm hungry too. I'll be there in 10 to 15 minutes after noon"
"OK! I'll be BLORPING around the house!"
"OK! I'll be BLORPING around the house!"
by Trapper401 February 16, 2016
by Steve Blichtenberg May 2, 2006
person 1: man that alien is such a fucking blinko blorp person 2: I know right I fucking hate blinko blorps
by ilovemycup45 September 4, 2022