blorp

this word is of great insignificance. Have a nice day.

Oh Blorp!

by ahumblebug November 25, 2019

blorp

The sexual act of having one partner pretend to be a slug on a slip and slide covered with Palm Olive while the other partner masterbates at the end of the slip and slide. When the partner reaches the end of the slip and slide the other partner finishes on their face, thus covering them in a slug trail.

Partner 1: Oh yeah. Blorp towards me.
Partner 2: *blorp*
Partner 1: Yeah I fucking like that.
Partner2: *blorp*

by blorpapalooza18 September 3, 2018

blorp

The greeting noise a cat makes, either due to pleasure or merely surprise

My cat just blorped a greeting at me

by PurpleKitten June 12, 2004

blorp

An exclamation made while belching

Person 1: *Blorp*

Person 2: "Good one."

by sam May 4, 2004

blorping

When you hang out at your apartment cheerfully listening to 90s music while dancing and cleaning cat litter off the floor.

"perfect, I'm hungry too. I'll be there in 10 to 15 minutes after noon"
"OK! I'll be BLORPING around the house!"

by Trapper401 September 12, 2016

blorp

An ambiguous, potentially hostile, sex act.

Just because I blorped a bunch of dudes don't make me gay, mama.

by Steve Blichtenberg May 12, 2006

blinko blorp

a slur for aliens

person 1: man that alien is such a fucking blinko blorp person 2: I know right I fucking hate blinko blorps

by ilovemycup45 September 4, 2022