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bloosh

A word that means blood gushing out of the pinkie toe yet covered by a thin layer of skin. Also known to drive Izzy insane.
Emy - "hey izzy!"
Izzy - "yeah?"
Emy - "BLOOSH!!"
Izzy - " AHHHHHH!!! EWWWWW!!!!"
by emis October 22, 2006
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Ja-bloosh!

A very descriptive expletive for when one sees an incredibly voluptuous woman,i.e., a "woman with a body built for just one thing!". Deriving from the sound made by very large breasts slapping around during intercourse with said woman.
"Did you see that chica?" "Yea,you mean ja-bloosh?!" "Hell yeah, ja-bloosh!"
by Kirkles January 25, 2005
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ploosh bloosh

the sound that is made when u take a shit and the toilet water splooshes up and gently kisses ur anal glands
"ah!!!!! what a nice surprise :) lov cleanse self ass with ploosh bloosh"
by gaydicklefrick69 April 9, 2017
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blohsh

i just got the new blohsh hoodie, dude.”
by Lindsey Claire December 13, 2018
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Waddup Boosh

The act of saying hello to one of your boys, in a douchey and frat boy type of way. Credit given to internet sensation Dom Mazzetti.
Andrew: "Yo! Waddup boosh? Hittin' the gym later?"

Pat: "Oh hell yeah bro, gotta swell out today"
by NightHawk23 January 19, 2014
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There Will Be Bloodshed

The song from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance and theme song of Jetstream Sam, the biggest and most handsome Brazilian man to ever live. Only the most Gigachad and Based people can listen to it.
Verse 1
Memories broken
The truth goes unspoken
I’ve even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season
Or what is the reason
I’m standing here holding my blade
A desolate place
Without any trace
It’s only the cold wind I feel
It’s me that I spite
As I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real

Chorus
There will be bloodshed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one
Left
Will ride upon the dragon’s back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh, no, there will be blood-
-shed
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known

Verse 2
Losing my identity
Wondering, have I gone insane?
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I fight
by Mr Yeast May 24, 2022
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Bloshenko

A Japanese-inspired Russian sex position. It involves battering up in panko bread crumbs and blowing your partner until enlightenment has been reached.

Not to be confused with a Blospanko which has nothing to do with food.
That sushi meal has made me in the mood for a bloshenko. I'm Vladimir Putin, will you be my Anna Chapman? It's gonna be a real spetsnaz of a night.
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