Blooming

The act of rolling back one's foreskin to reveal the head or glans of the penis.

William's penis was blooming after Emma tugged it down out of frustration.

by The REAL Artist January 4, 2023

Blooming

To ejaculate. Usually screamed.

"Aw fuck dude... dude... I'm... I'm... I'M BLOOMING!!!

by YourLocalMicrocelebrity April 5, 2024

Blooming

To ejaculate. Usually screamed.

Aw fuck dude... I'm... I'm... I'M BLOOMING!!!

by YourLocalMicrocelebrity April 5, 2024

BLOOMING

On some specific contexts, blooming means being an absolute retard by saying really dumb shit online

He's blooming

by MaxwellXD February 26, 2025

Blooming Idiot

A person that takes being an Idiot to a higher level.

My Boss is a Blooming Idiot.

by James November 9, 2004

blooming asshole

When the inner lining of the rectum protrudes from the anus in a flower-like formation. i.e. a bloom.

Me and my homey dumped it in her pail and she grew a blooming asshole

by scratchy2868 May 10, 2015

Blooming Onion

Placing one's fist into another's rectum (also known as fisting) and then proceeding to fanning open the hand and fingers, creating a blooming onion-like appearance.

I gave Kirk a blooming onion after he passed out.

by Taylor, B November 12, 2005