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Bloodborne

A Video Game in the "Dark Souls" series, known for having a drastically different playstyle than the Dark Souls games. This game is a fucking masterpiece but you need to get a PlayStation 4 to play it, so Computer players need to suck it up and get a PS4. Bloodborne is a really fucking hard game so if you talk to your friends about it then they'll either give you advice or tell you to "git gud"
Evan: "Dude I started playing Bloodborne the other day but I'm having trouble fighting Father Gascoigne, can you help me?"
Syler: "Well you can use the tiny music box or molotovs to make the fight easier, or you can just git gud lol"
by Garden Beebo March 16, 2022
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Bloodbowl

Game mix of Warhammer and Rugby, played with 30 mm citadel miniatures.
Another spaniard has win the Bloodbowl World Cup.
by Ximo August 11, 2003
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Bloodborne

the reason that PS4 is the best gaming platform
i gotta admit there are a lot of reasons ps4 sucks but bloodborne is just such a fucking masterpiece and it has the best DLC on the planet. There is no reason you should not play bloodborne. PC port will never happen the game has been out for 6 years. Just go buy a ps4 (or ps5) and play bloodborne.
1) Person 1 (an intellectual); PS4 is so much better than PC
Person 2 (a smooth brain); No it's not you have to pay for ps+ to even use online stuff and buy a new console whenever one comes out to even play every game.
Person 1 (an intellectual); Yes we do, but we can play Bloodborne tho
Person 2 (Smart now); *wrinkles begin growing on his brain so it's not smooth anymore* Sorry I'm stupid I'll go buy one now PC sucks

2) Person 3 (A smooth brain); I left a bad review on bloodborne because it's ps4 exclusive and I only play PC because it's master race
Person 2 (An intellectual now); you should just buy a ps4 and play bloodborne.

3) this definition was sponsored by raid shadow legends
by Incredibly Unintelligent Human September 22, 2021
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Bloodbound

Good Swedish band, recently formed and probably one of the best recent metal bands. Good for true metal fans, like Hammerfall, Firewind, Iced earth. Most people scorn at new bands, however I think they show promise.
Bloodbound formed in 2004, they are new, but don't think that they are bad because of it.
by a bouse November 2, 2011
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Licking the bloodloins

Performing cunnilingus on a woman whilst she is on her period.
John liked licking the bloodloins of his wife.
by Metal in my mouth November 27, 2007
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Bloodology

The pseudoscience of divining or predicting someone’s personality based on their blood type—for instance, those with B+ are deemed tolerant and ambitious, while those with B– are inflexible and negative.
Comedians are trying to find out whether or not Donald Trump’s blood type is O-, which would then confirm that bloodology exceptionally or situationally works for the “narrow-minded, narcissistic” Liar-in-Chief.
by Covido November 4, 2022
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The Bloodborne Pathogen

A sexual 'move' performed by S & M lovers everywhere. Is performed while a man and woman are having sex. Upon request the man cuts himself and bleeds all over the lady's muff so that she gets all his 'bloodborne pathogens' and receives literally everything the man has to offer the lady.
1) Damnit! I thought I had found a keeper until that bitch requested the Bloodborne Pathogen from me! No way I was doing that shit!

2) How'd you get it?! From my wild and crazy youth, I went crazy one night and requested the Bloodborne Pathogen.
by wordsRus February 24, 2009
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