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Vagina Blood Fart

A queef occuring on that "special" week of every month.
Fuck! It's a bitch tryin' to get a Vagina Blood Fart outta your sheets!
by Crotch-Ketchup June 18, 2003
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Vaginal Blood Burp

A thick bloody (sometimes meaty) chunk blown out of the vaginal cavity with force.
Pete was very hostile when cleaning the remnants of Patty's vaginal blood burp off of the brand new shag carpet.
by Drew G-PHD April 7, 2008
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vagina blood fart

The excretions caused by a flaggelation of the vaginal walls while a woman or menestrating hermaphrodite is bleeding through the vaginal cavity. They sound may mimic that of a normal queef, however the "VBF" is distinct in that the pitch is higher, and also the fluid excreted is of a thicker consistency. Additionally the pH level is 8.7 rather than a pH of 7, which is the consistency of your traditional vagina fart. Obviously there is a bloody residue left everywhere.
Due to the destructive nature of my girlfriends vagina bloodfarts, I did not forget my snorkle and goggles this evening. Last month the PH level of 8.7 ruined my contact lenses and stained my moustache red.

I am sure to be wary of the vagina blood fart, last week a cop accosted because there was a bloody trail of blood farts behind me. Therefore from now on I will use tampons and not maxi pads.
by Elizabeth Baker April 19, 2006
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festering vaginal blood fart

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.
I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.
by smokin_oil December 7, 2009
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vagina blood belch

when a woman releases a bloody discharge from the vagina partnered with a belch-like sound.
while going down on Bambi, She blasted a frothy,rotten tomatoe-like discharge in my face, accompanied with a loud sputtering noise.
by d3 January 19, 2004
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VAGINA BLOOD BURP

a bloody chunky excretion formulated in and around and excreted with force from the vaginal area.
"That's a chunky vagina blood burp!" Declared Richard.
by Jonny January 27, 2007
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vaginal blood fart

a very grotesque term. not sure if it has any actually meaning. fun thing to say.
by SUBsequent01 January 22, 2014
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