blonk

A complex manouevre that involves closing one eye whilst keeping the other one open.
The Doctor: Since encountering the Weeping Angels, I've been trying to come up with a counter-measure, and I've finally figured one out.
The Doctor: I call it 'blonking'.
The Doctor: Of course, it's probably only Time Lords who can do it.
by abcd_z August 12, 2010
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Blonk

Synonymous with the word 'blink', meaning to open and close an eye. Only this kind of blink is detrimental. Performing this action could mean that one would miss when peak oil ends, when governments change, when homes become hotels, or when giants merge. In other words, you could miss a critical moment and lose a competitive advantage by performing this action.
Blonk and you'll miss it.
by somebodyc000l55 April 20, 2017
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Blonk

Blinking so hard that your eyes blonk.
Adam: *blink blink blink blink*
Giorgio: *BLONK*
Adam: HOLY SHIT!q3wriu4t8y
by Nidht October 12, 2004
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blonking

the polar opposite to blinking with having your eyes lids on the left and right side of your eyes instead of the normal up and lower part of your eye. Acceptable to use with describing aliens for mutants.
the alien at the other end of the bar was blonking real hard when this one guy who was not wearing a face mask sneezed all over their face.
by SupremeFemboy69 April 10, 2021
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blonk

To hit someone with a large trout that weighs at least 20 pounds.
He was being annoying, so I blonked him.
by Kate the Toad Slayer September 16, 2007
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blonking

Two ugly and/or fat people at a bar that you know are going home to have sex. The act of two ugly and/or fat people having sex.
They are definitely going to be blonking tonight
by DingoInDenver January 14, 2015
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blonk

A personal online diary in which the author writes solely about herself (originating from the term "blog").
"Nobody tells me anything anymore. They're scared it's going to wind up in my blonk. As if! This blonk is strictly me me me, that's the whole point of a blonk isn't it?"
by Annie Rhiannon December 09, 2006
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