The Doctor: Since encountering the Weeping Angels, I've been trying to come up with a counter-measure, and I've finally figured one out.
The Doctor: I call it 'blonking'.
The Doctor: Of course, it's probably only Time Lords who can do it.
The Doctor: I call it 'blonking'.
The Doctor: Of course, it's probably only Time Lords who can do it.
by abcd_z August 12, 2010
Synonymous with the word 'blink', meaning to open and close an eye. Only this kind of blink is detrimental. Performing this action could mean that one would miss when peak oil ends, when governments change, when homes become hotels, or when giants merge. In other words, you could miss a critical moment and lose a competitive advantage by performing this action.
Blonk and you'll miss it.
by somebodyc000l55 April 20, 2017
by Nidht October 12, 2004
the polar opposite to blinking with having your eyes lids on the left and right side of your eyes instead of the normal up and lower part of your eye. Acceptable to use with describing aliens for mutants.
the alien at the other end of the bar was blonking real hard when this one guy who was not wearing a face mask sneezed all over their face.
by SupremeFemboy69 April 10, 2021
by Kate the Toad Slayer September 16, 2007
Two ugly and/or fat people at a bar that you know are going home to have sex. The act of two ugly and/or fat people having sex.
by DingoInDenver January 14, 2015
A personal online diary in which the author writes solely about herself (originating from the term "blog").
"Nobody tells me anything anymore. They're scared it's going to wind up in my blonk. As if! This blonk is strictly me me me, that's the whole point of a blonk isn't it?"
by Annie Rhiannon December 09, 2006