blomosexual

A man who is heterosexual, except when under the influence of cocaine. Then and only then he will engage in sex acts with other men. Sometimes these are relationships of convenience, as when yayo-induced hypersexuality overrides propriety. Or when two (or more) horny cokeheads are too paranoid to leave the motel room, and subsequently turn to each other. Other times, it is a form of prostitution, as when a crackhead is so desperate to suck the glass dick, he will suck yours if need be. These distinctions become blurry over time. However, a true gold-star blomosexual indulges purely for the love of a tingly tongue and another man's loose hairy sphincter. The morning sun brings merciful amnesia, blotting out all memory of the night before.

Pam: "Raymond did coke last night, and they caught him sucking some guy off in the men's room."
Sharon: "I didn't know that Raymond was gay."
Pam: "Not gay -- just blomosexual. And now he has herpes."

by Robin Sham January 11, 2009

blomster

Sub-par performance of oral sex performed on a male member.

Harrison was going to sleep in Owen's room, but Owen was receiving a blomster and locked the door.

by Sonny D. February 4, 2009

biomass

Used in two forms, the former used more popularly;

1. Kg/m^2 of living materials in an ecosystem

2. Mob of people, population

Dude, look at that huge biomass of mutant radioactive zombies!

by suicidoll June 11, 2006

Blomsp

The sound you make when you finally ejaculate after No Nut November

BLOMSP !!!!!!! That was some good coitus

by thebigenis November 13, 2018

boomass

A term or exclamation used to describe something that is not just good, not just amazing, but something beyond.

as an exclamation:
-yea ill send you a free three n'half. consider it a sample.
-Boomass!
or a sentence:
-this bud is boomass.

by Jengo Starr April 16, 2007

bhomas

The little bit of pure liquid that comes from your behind after a poo. If seen it is generally yellow in colour.

I didn't stay on the toilet long enough and now i have bhomas all down my leg.

by T.L.S January 5, 2007

blowass

A person, place, thing, idea, etc. that aids in ending a relationship.

Distance was a real blowass to John and Carol's relationship.
That fu*king kid Aaron was a real blowass to their marriage!
The only blowass to their undying love was...death.

by Eli Reyna February 24, 2007