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blokelore

A contraction of 'bloke folklore.' A term encompassing any persons, places or events collectively pertaining to blokey or laddish behaviour.
'The fact that Jack Nicholson allegedly ate an entire apple pie halfway through having a shag has passed into blokelore'
by Reverend Frog November 9, 2011
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scottish bloke

Mostly known as the one true Junkrat but is a great name given to poor Indian children.
"SCOTTISH CAR BEEP BEEP" Says the Scottish Bloke
by Chuca_FTW May 30, 2017
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Blokes on Blokes

When the flattys are busting up and you get on the water with a couple of blokes once you have hit the all male brothel and fucked 3 men. You cast out some whole chook dogs to burley up the water a bit, whole chooks get the big dogs, 2.8s and 3 meterys.
Fuck do you see the blokes on blokes over near the flatty hole? Yeah mate get the dogs.
by MrMan4Life June 3, 2020
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ordinary bloke

Steve Irwin, he's just an ordinary bloke.
by writ September 7, 2006
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Top bloke

A term used to describe the toppest of blokes. A "top bloke" is that carefree, gentle, kind, and simply perfect in nearly every way. Top blokes tend to be part Australian and often get told about their hot sister a lot.
Jake: "Hey, did you know Blake is just a top bloke?"
Joel: "Yeah, I heard he gave his lunch to a starving child. What a top bloke. Sister ain't bad too!"
Blake: "Aww thanks guys!"
by Good Compared to BL... April 14, 2014
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Best Bloke

A man who isn't just a good bloke, he is the BEST bloke. He is a typical aussie man. He never says anything bad about his mates, and his always making people around him seem better just because he is such a good bloke. He is the man that everyone wants to hang out with coz ya can always have a few beers with him and just talk shit.
Do you know collo? he is the best bloke going round
by bestbloke November 15, 2009
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Shit Bloke

The harshest of accusations. Used to describe a bad friend or a friend who acts in an unacceptable manner.
"Man that Jakey D guy is a real shit bloke, he can't even make anyone tap."
by ThePeoples January 29, 2012
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