billions of blistering blue barnacles

Exclamation used by Captain Haddock in the English translation of one of the adventures of Tintin.

(Flower pot shatters on Haddock's head).
Haddock:
Billions of blistering blue barnacles!!!

by Fearman September 26, 2007

File Loitering

The act of being in a file but not doing any work, for the sole purpose of looking busy

Oh man, I was so hung over I was File Loitering all day at work.

by Brandon Palmer August 26, 2009

Loitering

Littering, but with people.

Them hood rats are loitering around the 7-11.

by People Litterer May 24, 2016

bolstering

to give morale support
prop up with a pillow or bolster
add padding to

The UN is bolstering its troops in Iraq.

by Ntando Zungu August 7, 2008

Love Loitering

When two people, who are in a serious relationship with one another, are sitting side by side skype-chatting with eachother on their laptops.

Mark and Mary spent a lazy evening love loitering eachother, while facebooking and checking emails.

by podboy1971 November 14, 2011

Loitering

The act of one standing around, with no purpose, what-so-ever. While having intercourse between their butt-hole and their thumb.

(Man standing around with his thumb up his ass)

Cop: HEY YOU STOP LOITERING!!!

Man: Screw you! (RUNS)

by EvanANDJared June 13, 2011

bloggering

the act of pretending to be a blogger while you're a mere time-waster with too much crappy stuff on your head that none of your friends wants to hear about.

Should not be confused with blogging which is the actual action of keeping a blog.

-Hey, what's up? Blogging again?
-Nah, not really..bloggering actually..I called you last night to tell you about my new theory of everything, cause I had such a "blast" of inspiration and blah blah blah..and you didn't pick it up, so I had to "relieve" myself somewhere, u know.
- ......(telephone signal)

by VickyB February 5, 2009