A person who, by means of definite purpsose, uses sarcasm to have a laugh. A person who, on a regular bases, annoys the hell out of people with their sarcastic-attitude on their weblog. usually when preggers.
by Sans Pantaloons November 27, 2006
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when doing a web search on a particular topic nowadays, especially on Google, it becomes increasingly common to have 70% or more of your search results on the first few pages be blog links, most of which are utterly useless
this occurs because gazillions of blog writers babble about a gazillion-squared rambling topics, most of which end up on big blog web pages with hundreds of other non-sequiter references to other blogs in big inane mish-mashes of links and buzz words
other blog writers then link to those blog pages, noting that so-and-so commented on whats-his-name's comment about joe-blow's timely blog on such-and-such a topic
link amplifiers like digg and technorati and gawker just compound the goo and inanity
now, when the major search engine spiders crawl all of these blog pages, and blog pages about blog pages, they see all of these links and crosslinks, thus artificially boosting the blog pages to higher search engine status, thus crowding out legitimate search responses
capiche?
a simple fix would be if Google and the other search engines identified blog pages as different from regular web content pages, and gave the user the option of viewing search results comprised of no blog results, all blog results, or both
when doing a web search on a particular topic nowadays, especially on Google, it becomes increasingly common to have 70% or more of your search results on the first few pages be blog links, most of which are utterly useless
this occurs because gazillions of blog writers babble about a gazillion-squared rambling topics, most of which end up on big blog web pages with hundreds of other non-sequiter references to other blogs in big inane mish-mashes of links and buzz words
other blog writers then link to those blog pages, noting that so-and-so commented on whats-his-name's comment about joe-blow's timely blog on such-and-such a topic
link amplifiers like digg and technorati and gawker just compound the goo and inanity
now, when the major search engine spiders crawl all of these blog pages, and blog pages about blog pages, they see all of these links and crosslinks, thus artificially boosting the blog pages to higher search engine status, thus crowding out legitimate search responses
capiche?
a simple fix would be if Google and the other search engines identified blog pages as different from regular web content pages, and gave the user the option of viewing search results comprised of no blog results, all blog results, or both
by dsimms April 21, 2008
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Blogrock defines a type of music that features heavily in the music blogging world. Music blogs have taken off in the past few years, and many acts can consider their success to be, in part, due to a music blog taking an interest in them. Bands such as Beirut, Voxtrot and Clap Your Hands Say Yeah have been mentioned heavily in the blogosphere and so could be considered blogrock. Websites such as Pitchfork, Stereogum and Hype Machine can claim particular credit for fanning the fire.
Geoff: "Hey man have you heard the new Kanye West track? I hear he raps over PB&J's 'Young Folks?"
Sam: "No I haven't -is it any good?"
Geoff: "I didn't like it much, but Pitchfork gave it 8.5/10, so I guess it must be"
John: "My God I LOVE this video, what's it called?"
Jane: "Yeah I saw that last night on 'The Daily Growl', and then 'Stereogum', and then 'Good Weather For Airstrikes' - I think it's called 'Thou Shalt Always Kill' and its by these two British guys."
John: "Oh yeah. I think I'll download it from Hype Machine tonight"
These are two examples of musical blogrock.
Sam: "No I haven't -is it any good?"
Geoff: "I didn't like it much, but Pitchfork gave it 8.5/10, so I guess it must be"
John: "My God I LOVE this video, what's it called?"
Jane: "Yeah I saw that last night on 'The Daily Growl', and then 'Stereogum', and then 'Good Weather For Airstrikes' - I think it's called 'Thou Shalt Always Kill' and its by these two British guys."
John: "Oh yeah. I think I'll download it from Hype Machine tonight"
These are two examples of musical blogrock.
by muthecow September 17, 2007
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by winklepicker January 1, 2009
Get the blognoscenti mug.1) A ridiculous and dramatic relationship bordering on insanity. Usually held between admirers who are too immature to understand their true feelings. As both parties do not know how to handle the situation, dramatic bickering and arguing are common occurrences.
2) A dramatic relationship fit for middle school. On Monday two individuals are friends. On Tuesday they are 'together'. On Wednesday they fight. On Thursday they don't talk, and plan to never speak with one another again. On Friday however, they are flirting again. By Monday, the cycle has retarded -- woops, I mean restarted.
3) An interesting bond between two individuals. More than friends, but less than a couple. This complex relationship sporadically changes from 'mortal enemies' to 'best friends' to 'lovers' and then back to 'enemies'. The annoying bond formed between the two parties will remain chaotic until either A) one party truly moves on or B) one party accepts and understands the others' terms. Until that point, the relationship bathed in immaturity will continue to cycle indefinitely.
2) A dramatic relationship fit for middle school. On Monday two individuals are friends. On Tuesday they are 'together'. On Wednesday they fight. On Thursday they don't talk, and plan to never speak with one another again. On Friday however, they are flirting again. By Monday, the cycle has retarded -- woops, I mean restarted.
3) An interesting bond between two individuals. More than friends, but less than a couple. This complex relationship sporadically changes from 'mortal enemies' to 'best friends' to 'lovers' and then back to 'enemies'. The annoying bond formed between the two parties will remain chaotic until either A) one party truly moves on or B) one party accepts and understands the others' terms. Until that point, the relationship bathed in immaturity will continue to cycle indefinitely.
Alex: "Did you hear? Andrew and Julia are at it again!"
Sabrina: "No way! Haven't they sworn to never speak like eight times already?"
Alex: "Yeah! They're so annoying; they've been been in blogo for years now. They need to get it together!"
Sabrina: "No way! Haven't they sworn to never speak like eight times already?"
Alex: "Yeah! They're so annoying; they've been been in blogo for years now. They need to get it together!"
by TheSwan5 March 17, 2011
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Can be used in place of 'pirated media' or in it's shortened version, 'bloggo'.
Can be used in place of 'pirated media' or in it's shortened version, 'bloggo'.
"That DVD you bought from the local car-boot sale has really bad video quality. It's a load of old Bloggo's Pow!"
by b_uk October 10, 2018
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by Dustin May 13, 2005
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