bloitus

the act of coitus that includes blood; almost always involves a vampire

Person 1: I had lunch with my boyfriend today.
Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?
Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.

by BloitusLover December 29, 2008

bloating

Swelling of the abdominal region usually caused by a surplus of water in the body's system, certain types of food, constipation, or as a side effect of the ever dreaded period.

I can't wear any of my cute clothes this week because I'll look like a whale due to bloating.

by TheNerdyDancer February 9, 2014

Bloatlord

M'Bloat aka Kyriakos Grizzly

The bloatlord totally mogged that guy.

by Leanpeen March 14, 2022

bloity

It's when the game is waited too much and is not goofy enough

It's funny as hell! The new ones are too fuckin'... bloity.

by Mr. Pudding December 31, 2017

bloatation

The effect caused by too many carbohydrates or lack of whole grain oils; the opposite of "ripped"

I yam suffering from bloatation today.........my skin looks like a melted candle!

by wallymarshall September 6, 2003

bloaterface

British slang for an overweight person. This can also be used when describing a swell to the face. Is often used as an insult. Most probably derives from the puffer fish 'Bloat' from finding nemo. Then again, probably not.

Man- Dude, look at him - he's piled on the pounds.
Man- Yeah, what a bloaterface.

Woman1- I ate some shellfish and now I have a bloaterface.
Woman2- You had a bloaterface anyway you fat cow.

by Faye S June 13, 2007

Bloitering

The act of getting a blowjob while loitering; most commonly done at Wal-Mart.

Guy1: Hey dude I just got bloitered outside Wal-Mart.

Guy2: Dude I was just bloitered at Target! Bloitering rules!

by HorrariousJesus June 17, 2010