[[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]

HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number 1 Rated Salesman1997
SPAMT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...
LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE All Alone On A Late Night?
ALL YOUR FRIENDS, Abandoned you for the slime YOU ARE?
SALES, GONE DOWN THE Drain Drain??
LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???
WELL HAVE I GOT A Specil Deal FOR LONELY Hearts LIKE YOU!!
IF YOU'VE Lost Control Of Your Life
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE Silly Strings
WHY BE THE Little Sponge WHO HATES ITS $4.99 LIFE
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
BIG SHOT!!!
BIG SHOT!!!!
BIG SHOT!!!!!
THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT!!
AND I HAVE JUST.
THE THING.
YOU NEED.
THAT'S
Hyperlink Blocked.
YOU WANT IT.
YOU WANT Hyperlink Blocked, DON'T YOU.
WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME.
YOUR HeartShapedObject.
YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU?
YOU'VE GOT THE LIGHT.
WHY DON'T YOU
Show it off?
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!

YOU WANT Hyperlink Blocked, DON'T YOU.
I WAS ONLY EVER IN IT FOR THE Freedom. TO MAKE YOUR OWN Deals TO CALL YOUR OWN Shots AND SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE Hyperlink Blocked SOUNDS GOOD.
BUT WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT, DON'T WE!? W1LD PR1ZES, HOTSINGLE, 100 CUSTOMER, AND MOST OF ALL... Hyperlink Blocked.

by focus_sama September 23, 2021

Blockchain

A decentralized digital ledger that records all transactions across a network of computers. Known for its security and transparency, it's the underlying technology behind cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin. The blockchain's distributed nature makes it resistant to hacking, forging, or altering.
In a broader, casual context, "blockchain" might also refer to something complex and trendy that's often dropped in conversations to sound tech-savvy, whether or not it's entirely understood.

"With the rise of cryptocurrencies, the blockchain technology is revolutionizing the way we think about financial transactions."
"Dude, I have no idea what you just said, but you dropped 'blockchain' in there, so you must be on the cutting edge of tech!"

by wood2023 August 23, 2023

a cat block

This occurs when one or more napping or resting cats block the way through areas such as stairs or doors.

Susie said "mommy Fluffy and Muffy have the stairs in a cat block!"

by I, Wreckerrr August 14, 2020

[Hyperlink Blocked]

When the middle-aged man living in a dumpster tries to send you a link leading to FREE KROM3R

Hyperlink Blocked

Middle-aged man: AND I HAVE JUST
Middle-aged man: THE THING
Middle-aged man: YOU NEED
Middle-aged man: THAT'S
Middle-aged man: Hyperlink Blocked

by Tranky_2530 October 30, 2021

Koch-blocked

To describe when environmental-friendly policies are prevented from being enacted, usually by well paid lobbyists.

Our attempt to remove oil subsidies to companies with poor environmental standards was koch-blocked.

by Senlathiel February 19, 2011

Soft Block

A phrase often used by Twitter users to describe the blocking of another person, then immediate unblock. This is used to make the other user force-unfollow you without making it obvious that blocked them.

This person wouldn't stop replying to my Tweets, so I soft blocked them.

by gitrekt May 15, 2016

Fart Block

Not being able to fart when the coast is clear.

You're at a social gathering and have to fart really bad, so you excuse yourself and walk to the bathroom. But now you can't let it out, no matter how hard you push. Damn fart block!

by goodlord! April 30, 2015