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Bluff Blockers

Tinted glasses used to hide a players eyes during a card (poker, etc.) game.
Play of words on the sunglasses brand "BluBlocker", which used to regularly have cheesy infomercials.
Be on the look out for milkels when a player is sporting Bluff Blockers.
I can never figure out what hes doing with those damn bluff blockers on.
I plan on cleaning up tonight, I brought my bluff blockers.
by w.phx.az April 10, 2009
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Brockles

A kind, caring, loyal, loving, gentle girl. Extremely attractive. A real lady, one who always tries to please the one she loves. She is fun,thoughtful,respectful. She never forgets a birthday,anniversary or holiday.She is Educated, hard working, and ambitious. One who always meets challenges set in front of her. Loves family, friends and parties! Enjoys the outdoors but is able to enjoy and adapt to her surroundings where ever she is. Can be comfortable sitting around a campfire or at the symphony. She is a well rounded lady. You would be lucky to have a Brockles. She can be your best friend, your lover and your confidant. a girl you would be proud to bring home to Mother. Not always on the talkative side but shes a good listener and always there when you need her. Doesn't like people who makes fun of everything and everyone. insecure about certain things. not an open gal if your not close to her. a real challenge to get to know but once you do shes an amazing girl with an amazing heart,but she hides it behind her cocky personality. good taste in music.
I'm glad to have a Brockles in my life.
by Definitiionssssss February 11, 2013
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aisle blockers

Aisle blockers are usually two heavy set women who stop to chat,side by side, in the middle of the aisle in grocery stores or discount stores. The combination of their big wide butts plus their shopping carts makes the entire aisle virtually impassable in either direction because they are too fuckin' rude to move to the side.
I had to take a two aisle detour just to get a box of CoCo Puffs because of two cows acting as aisle blockers.
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
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jizz blockers

Big trendy sunglasses worn by whores in a futile attempt to keep semen out of their eyes.
Jessica is rocking jizz blockers, cause Stan gave her an eye infection by pulling out of her ass and nutting on her face.
by novimoto January 3, 2009
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Blockers

Major bugs in software development that have to be fixed before release of RC or even final product.
Blockers have to be fixed before shifting to another phase of SD.
by le1 March 8, 2008
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Blockluster

A film that makes a lot of money, but is a bit shit.
Michael Bay: Hey Brett Ratner did you see my new Blockbuster Pearl Harbor?

Brett Ratner: It was a little lackluster. I'd say it was more of a Blockluster.

Michael Bay: Like X-Men: The Last Stand, then. Douche.
by Michael Bay Harbor May 12, 2009
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hater blockers

Shades, particularly when you wear them in the club or at night, because no matter where you go theres always gonna be haters. Block them out with some Hater Blockers cus no one wants to see a slob ass hater.
With my hater blockers on, them crab ass haters can see me but i can't see them.
by Mocha_Casanova March 23, 2006
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