blobfish

1) an endangered jelly like creature at the bottom of the sea that is known for it's seemingly sad and depressed facial expression.

2) an individual who resides in an incompetent state of being

3) an individual who comes across as mean, angry, and/or unresponsive

2) What a blobfish! He’s always shut up in his room being unproductive.

3) You are not responding to my texts or calls. Why are you being such a blobfish to me?

by suthernt06 March 24, 2012

blobfish

1)A lifeless and motionless piece of floating jelly, usually this creature moves up and down with a jerking movement. This entertaining species can be located in Peterborough, UK, goes by the name of a special someone from the eastern village of Glinton.
2) A fishy period

person #1: "Ahh mate, why is she so smelly"
person #2: "Shes on her blobfish"

by mikey92 April 19, 2009

BlobFish

Moshan

A blobfish sucks blob dick. It has a land form and a water form

by Why the Fuk r u looking here?? August 14, 2018

blobfish

A bitch that is uglier or as ugly as a blobfish. A mega ugly bitch.
"There's plenty of fish in the sea, so you better go fishing otherwise you're gonna be left with the blobfish"

Lady Gaga is a serious Blobfish

by Period4A March 26, 2016

social blobfish

someone who is socially awkward as fuck.

She's so socially awkward, she's a total social blobfish.

by peppapigisbae October 8, 2018

Androgynous Blobfish

Best streamer ever lmao
pls watch
twitch.tv/androgynousblobfish

You wanna watch some Androgynous Blobfish?
Fuck yeah that guy is the most funniest person on earth or the galaxy

by T0tally N0t Bl0bf1sh =) April 1, 2022

Blobfish Simp

Some who is an absolute simp for aBlobfish.

I can't help but be a Blobfish Simp

by bruh kid 68 August 20, 2020