blingtastic

In computer programming used to describe a user interface with lots of bling, bitmapped themes, animated widgets, reacting to user events that should be ignored, more focus on appearance than functionality. Typically unusably slow due to either the effects being too heavy for the machine, or due to animated transitions designed to force the user to watch them fully and exclaim a loud "wow!" as a punishment for clicking or getting near the computer at all.

Hmmmm, KDE isn't yet blingtastic enough, let's add Plasma in KDE 4.0.

by balrog-kun August 12, 2008

Blingtastic

A piece of beautiful costume jewelry that’s had a lot of bling

THIS necklace is blingtastic.

by Misslinds May 3, 2019

Blingstone

A sparkling adornment that is designed to resemble a diamond or crystal, but is made from glass or another low cost material. A fugazzi gem stone. A cheap imitation of a legit jewel.

I like how the Blingstone on your fingernail glistens.

by Lumimatty June 3, 2019

blingtastic

thhhuuuper!

Damn, that new Mercedes is blingtastic!

by Anonymous Coward October 7, 2003

blingtap

When two chicks with big bling tap their fists together to indicate a high five moment.

"OMG you're so right...Blingtap" (hit rings togethr)

by Christwinkie January 16, 2009

bingstahood

A position of orgasmic nature, during a moment in which an individual makes boom boom in their bed sheets while crying through tears the lyrics of Lonely Tonight by Blake Shelton

"Bro I havent had a bingstahood in years"

by Buttsagington March 11, 2024

bingstahood

A hood of bingstas on drugs fucking each other

I'm in the bingstahood

by Niko oneshot real March 11, 2024