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bleatchild

The type of person who whines and whinges away very loudly in public about something that is utterly irrelevant to everybody in the vicinity. The person whose type of loud whiny voice you just cannot escape from - particularly if you trying to enjoy a meal in a nice restaurant, or if you are on a train journey, or somewhere quiet just trying to read a good book. The 'bleatchild' arrives and his or her voice then infects everyone's personal space for yards and yards around.
"That irritating bleatchild sitting four tables away from us is really going to spoil my meal - are you okay if we just walk out now before ordering? I just can't stand that type of voice!"
by mimbijones April 2, 2015
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blutch

being young-minded and funny like elmo from sesame street, but in human form.
sars! caitlin is such a blutch!
by electricty ghost June 21, 2008
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“your a bleuchee”
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bleuch

An expression to describe disgust, primarily used in relation to the taste of things.
The salad was bleuch! I almost wanted to throw up after eating it.
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Flecking Bletch

A term used to describe a really wretched bletch who is rude and totally out of control.
Get your gnarly putrid paws off my chai latte you flecking bletch!
by kewlchica69 June 29, 2011
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bleuchebag

Any person who wears a Blue tooth headset in public whether or not they are using it.
I thought that guy was talking to me, but it turns out he's just a bleuchebag.
by SacReal April 1, 2009
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Bletch

1. A quality synonymous with that of barf.

2. Adjective for a circumstance that is so revoltingly lame and gross that all one can do to react to it is vomit and/or think about vomiting.

3. Appropriate reaction to a person that totally sucks in every way.
"Who has been text messaging you all night?"
"This skeezy tramp I've been banging in exchange for meth scabs"
"OMG...Bletch!"

"Who is coming over?"
"Probably just Emily"
"...Bletch"
by juliscious6969 June 9, 2009
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