Blert

Someone who is below average intelligence

You is just a BLERT

by CORF February 12, 2003

Blenter

The act of consuming irresponsible amounts of alcohol during what is commonly known as Lent.

Bender + Lent = Blenter

Hey Bish, which bar are we going to tonight in honor of the Blenter?

by JBishop May 1, 2006

Blurnt

Smoking a blunt and getting turnt

Lets go he blurnt tonight .

by Molly Morris August 9, 2017

blerton

the best looking albanian you‘ve ever seen with a fucking 7“ cock that can destroy every girls ass

Girl 1: is that blerton? i want to fuck with him so bad
Girl 2: yeah, i did last night and he was sooo good

by gabe itch 69420 September 27, 2020

blert

someone who is of less than average intelligence

stop arsing about,you fuckin`blert

by wilkie January 11, 2009

Blern

Originated from its use in the sport 'blernsball', which appears on an episode of Futurama. It is just a word of jiberish that can be substituted with any word, similar to the word marklar. Use blern as a generic word, similar to a pronoun, that can refer with specificity to any thing, place, person, idea, concept, or otherwise represent the meaning of any noun, including proper nouns.

" Fry: Hey I'm starting to get the hang of this game! The blerns are loaded, the count's three blerns and two anti-blerns and the infield blern rule is in effect, right? "

" Leela: Except for the word "blern" that was complete gibberish. "

by Boenn January 5, 2009

buernt

The sound a fart makes. Also used to show dislike for something. Pronounced Bwernt.

Klint bent over and pushed out a fart with a huge BUERNT.

As I was describing something to Todd that was boring him he sighed, said "buernt" and turned away ignoring me.

by joorawki January 16, 2008