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Lapdance

A seductive dance done mostly by a female either while sitting in the Male's Lap or so close that its hard to control an erection.

There are various forms of lapdance performed with more or less the same objective of teasing or exciting and/or gratifying the feeling of physical contact between the sexual organs of the bodies.

In a Lapdance, a female(generally) may rub her breasts,groin,vagina on Male's Penis,chest or even face all the while dancing seductively.

There are Strip Clubs that charge some amount for those interested in getting a Lapdance. Sometimes it goes beyond that and leads to sexual activity between the lapdancer and the customer.
"Maria did a Lapdance for me last night; I was so hard and excited that I gave her a real nice fuck"

" That country club has good Lapdance offers starting from $20, I plan to get my first lapdance this weekend there."
by Wizkidrx March 12, 2009
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LapdanceTop

A pointless new way of saying Laptop. Used when your laptop is acting slow, or "slutty", hence the lap-dance reference!
"Ugh , my Lapdancetop is being such a whore tonight, sorry!"

"It's fine, i'm going off to your birthday now anyways"
by Klynchwich October 28, 2008
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Lapdance baby

A baby concieved between a stripper and a costumer when a lap dance or other sex service inside a titty bar turns into sexual intercourse
She decided to become a waitress after she had her scare with a "Lapdance baby".
by Jtrigger April 22, 2011
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blapanese

A black man that has lots of interest in Japanese culture. prefrabally anime and the food.
David: Demaree goes to anime club everyday! he must blapanese.
Marc: and i thought he was a OREO (black man acting white)
by drift May 9, 2005
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Malaysian lapdance

Shit your pants and do not wipe. Then proceed to give a standard lapdance with your shit acting as lube.
Wow, i was so wasted last night that i let Christina give me a Malaysian lapdance.
by JA88 November 12, 2010
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Jewish lapdance

Greedily putting an object in your pants and rubbing it vigorously on your bare pubic area, so nobody else will want it.
I gave the TV remote a Jewish Lapdance so I could be couch commando.
by The Real Slutfarm November 6, 2009
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Blachance

1. A rotund pile of shit that rolls quickly down hill.

2. A dirty bastard that fucks large rodents and asian girls, being unable to tell the difference.
Look at how pissed that blachance is, we are so rat fucked!
by Kirk Everist September 22, 2008
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