A seductive dance done mostly by a female either while sitting in the Male's Lap or so close that its hard to control an erection.
There are various forms of lapdance performed with more or less the same objective of teasing or exciting and/or gratifying the feeling of physical contact between the sexual organs of the bodies.
In a Lapdance, a female(generally) may rub her breasts,groin,vagina on Male's Penis,chest or even face all the while dancing seductively.
There are Strip Clubs that charge some amount for those interested in getting a Lapdance. Sometimes it goes beyond that and leads to sexual activity between the lapdancer and the customer.
There are various forms of lapdance performed with more or less the same objective of teasing or exciting and/or gratifying the feeling of physical contact between the sexual organs of the bodies.
In a Lapdance, a female(generally) may rub her breasts,groin,vagina on Male's Penis,chest or even face all the while dancing seductively.
There are Strip Clubs that charge some amount for those interested in getting a Lapdance. Sometimes it goes beyond that and leads to sexual activity between the lapdancer and the customer.
"Maria did a Lapdance for me last night; I was so hard and excited that I gave her a real nice fuck"
" That country club has good Lapdance offers starting from $20, I plan to get my first lapdance this weekend there."
" That country club has good Lapdance offers starting from $20, I plan to get my first lapdance this weekend there."
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"Ugh , my Lapdancetop is being such a whore tonight, sorry!"
"It's fine, i'm going off to your birthday now anyways"
"It's fine, i'm going off to your birthday now anyways"
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A baby concieved between a stripper and a costumer when a lap dance or other sex service inside a titty bar turns into sexual intercourse
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by drift May 9, 2005
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by JA88 November 12, 2010
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by Kirk Everist September 22, 2008
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