Stanky Blanky

When you remove your penis after anal sex and a little poo drips out onto your moms blanket.

Curtis! Get in here! Did you pull a stanky blanky with your little girlfriend while we was out at the Walmart?

by TJ Trainwreck July 24, 2018

Sausage Blanky

When the man removes the cooked minced meat from a hot sausage roll replacing it with his penis and covers it with ketchup before getting oral sex by his partner.

After dinner the mans gf/wife asked for seconds so he offered her a hot “sausage blanky”

by Gandu D March 18, 2019

Wanky blanky

When your at post drinks, and you jerk it off under the group blanket.

Ahh will! You having a Wanky blanky?

by Peanut1788 June 25, 2019

Popcorn Sex Blanket

A blanket used for nights or days of marathon sex and or bedroom olympics . When nourishment is need for excessive caloric burn, popcorn is consumed.

You should of seen how many times I made her pop last night, on that popcorn sex blanket.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 6, 2019

Rock Blanket

A bed covering consisting of fabric enclosed pellets (glass or plastic) to increase the weight on one's body which can increase the level of comfort for some individual's.

The rock blanket helped me to sleep comfortably last night.

by MegaSkiFree March 24, 2022

Butt blanket

Pants.

I could barely fit into my butt blanket today.

by The anti-funhugger April 11, 2015

skank blanket

When a guy wakes up the next morning after a hard night out to find a butt ugly chick curled up next to him.

Hey, did you see that skank blanket spooning Steve last night on the couch.... Yeah dude that was my sister... Oh my bad.

by tinkerbell_1 January 2, 2011