Breakfast Coupon Blindside

A sufficiently effective and extraordinarily cheap way to satisfy disgruntled guests at a lodging facility; surprisingly effective tactic against the run-of-the-mill inexperienced traveler. (However, the well-traveled veteran will likely see right through this strategy)

Phew...that was a close one - he was pretty pissed off. Thank God for the Breakfast Coupon Blindside!

by Rad Dawg August 20, 2008

blindside

1) Awesome swedish rock band
2) A surprise attack
3) A cheap shot

1) I just bought Blindside's new CD
2) I got blindsided by a pack of angry wolves.
3) Will got blindsided during a fight with tim by a pack of angry wolves

by Jman December 21, 2004

The Beanslide

During the 69 position while the male is on top of the female he proceeds to move into an upright position (technically sitting on her face), he then slides his sweaty nut sack across the entire length of the woman's face thus leaving her with the grimy, smelly sweat of his genitals.

"Last week Jimmy gave me the Beanslide and I still can't get the scent to come off...."

by Merick August 18, 2007

Portugese Landslide

when a male places his scrotum on another persons face (ball in each eye) with the shitter right above the mouth. He then takes a dump causing the shit to roll down their face like a portugese landslide

Woah, has she just recieved a portugese landslide?
I gave him a portugese landslide the other day.

by jeff93 January 7, 2010

Mexican Landslide

A sexual position in which you ride someone in the asshole down a staircase on a mattress

Damn i fucked that girl mexican landslide style

by fpsme October 15, 2007

Reverse Mexican Landslide

The act of doing a girl doggy style and riding her down a set of stairs.

Holding her either by her hips, shoulders or her hair to control the slide

Can be done on a matress to ease the slide or bare back

Girl getting reverse mexican landslided does not have to be mexican

"yo after that girl shaun my daley she rode my dude meat down the stairs in a bumpy maneuver i like to call the Reverse Mexican Landslide"

by Ponnett April 6, 2005

spanish landslide

When you jizz in your girl's hair before throwing her down a flight of stairs, with a pre-organised acquaintance waving a red cape at the bottom of said flight of stairs, calling appropriate Matadorial phrases.

Guy 1: Dude I'd just had the best fajita ive ever eaten, so I celebrated by giving my bird a spanish landslide.

Guy 2: Who was your matador?!

Guy 1: Your dad.

by The Mayor Of Flair November 13, 2007