Blackholing

When a penis gets stuck in a vagina during coital interactions, as if the penis got vacuumed by a Hoover Dirt Devil.

Julie was notorious for blackholing her victims into submission.

by Nicholas Kumar December 6, 2011

Blackholed

The sick-to-gut feeling you get when your favorite radio station plays soundgarden's blackhole sun song way too much.

OMFG! I am so blackholed! If I hear blackhole sun one more time im gonna puke all over my steering wheel !

by Omegastrike September 15, 2010

Blackholing

Dropping all forms of communication with someone you can't stand.Usually done without prior warning.
In networking, black holes refer to places in the network where incoming traffic is silently discarded (or "dropped"), without informing the source that the data did not reach its intended recipient so...

Dude 1 : Dude I don't know whats wrong with my girlfriend, she refuses to see me, she won't take my calls and she unfriended me on facebook as well!

Dude 2 : Dude, she's blackholing you.

by kbirinder January 13, 2011

blackhole

a theory of an object in space, which is believed to consume anything, that enters into it.

Kyle thinks blackholes are Fact, but he's an idiot so a blackhole must have consumed his brain.

by poonjah April 26, 2005

blackholing

A game commonly played in college and the military where participants try to get their opponent to look directly at their asshole.

Typically, a participant will try to surprise their opponent by hiding somewhere bent over with their ass cheeks spread. When the person walks into the unsuspecting place he/she is overwhelmed by the sight of the orifice.

Our blackholing game is on this month! I'm up 4-2. I blackholed Jim real good when he walked into his dorm last night. I was standing on his desk bent over and he nearly collapsed when he turned the light on.

by iwasjoe December 31, 2012

blackhole

Something absolutely immense that has a lot of weight/mass. See also Carol Messer.

Carol Messer is like a black hole.

by Adelina March 27, 2004

blackhole

its the exit for your food; also known as the asshole; so tight it may do you like a real space blackhole, you may never get your tool back

She was on the rag so I pounded her in the blackhole. Great time for a donkey punch.

by Scott Brothers December 13, 2006