Black Eye Friday

"Black Eye Friday" is a colloquial term used to describe the last Friday before Christmas, due to the severe excess of violence that occurs on that night. This is a direct result of: People drinking more, the army leave, the break up of Universities and Colleges and the miriad of work nights out.

Person one: It's Black Eye Friday tonight!
Person two: Yeah, A&E put extra staff on

by Millyxz December 15, 2009

black eye-witness man

when a nigga is witnesses something of importance and is asked on the news and he gets caught up and talks incoherently

black eye-witness man: man y`all shoulda see it man i was all ova there but da nigga holdin da gat be alll BA BA BANG
it was wild shit dere, know wat i sayin?
Repoter:What?

by elBrendo July 21, 2006

black eye pee

Having to pee so much ur penis tip starts to bruise

My penis hurts, I've been pissing so much I have a black eye pee

by mitch00uk April 6, 2015

Black eye blue berry

1: What u say to a punk who wants a black eye
2: what crippeled kids say when they get heated because they cant get into a real fight because they will lose because they are crippeled

Hey punk want a black eye blue berry!

by Cr1ppeled K1d Ki11a March 24, 2019

black eye affair

A black eye affair is what occurs when at least two persons drink far enough past reasonable to mutually decide it would be bitchin' cool to give each other black eyes. This is normally done by striking each other in the face. Repeatedly. After all the shiner is never instant so you must not have done it right. Sometimes a third party is needed to hit you when one of you is so drunk that the punches seem to be leaving contusions on my forehead instead of my eye. Ummm. I mean the foreheads of those involved. The bartender will normally laugh and take pictures on his cell phone to show his daughter the effects of too much whiskey... but a lot of other people decide its a good time to go home. Be prepared for a lot of very original Fight Club jokes and inquiries as to just what the fuck is wrong with you the next day at work. A frozen can of beer is very helpful the next day as well. Fuck you Jameson.

What kind of assholes drink a full bottle of Jameson on empty stomachs and decide its a good idea to have a black eye affair? Us.

by BJ Himself February 4, 2009

Black eye drunk

When you Drink so much that there is a "good" chance that you will fall over and cause some sort of bodily harm.

I rally want to drink tonight but make sure I don't get black eye drunk. I am all out of sick days and it is embarrassing wearing sunglasses to work.

by Nowaybiged November 4, 2008

Black-Eye Bird

That one friend that stays up until 4:00 A.M. playing games and stays up 22 hours of the day.

"hey man, go to sleep and get some rest"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....

no"

by Axtrium December 4, 2021