bitchquake

Commonly used in California, A bitchquake is a small earthquake that hardly does any damage and only lasts for a short period of time.

1: Hey did you feel that bitchquake this morning?
2: Nope, I slept right threw it because it was so small.

by kaiwhtkask8365 March 23, 2008

bitchhiker

Hitchhikers who flip a shit because cars pass them by.
Because if you ARE a bitchhiker, they don't want you in their car in the first place.

I saw that bitchhiker run into the road and flick me off in my rear-view mirror...

by GoatNoises2 December 14, 2009

bitchshank

a cross country flight by a california gurl with the intent of causing bodily harm to a homewrecking ginger

WOW MIRANDA JUST BITCHSHANKED THE HELL OUT OF LUKAS

by mastercreeper101 October 12, 2010

bitchcake

An extremely attractive female, possibly bitchy and dominant; may attract to those of the bitchrake kind.

"The chick I was tiger-lilying turned out to be one heavenly bitchcake!"

by Dickcheeseburger! July 4, 2006

bobby bitchcake

the epitome of bitches. the softest form of weak-sauce known to mankind. bobby bitchcakes are known to flop, pussy-out, and/or flake for little to no reason at all. they accept their status as a bitchcake and has given up on any form of respect from their peers.

Han Youl is refusing to go camping because he's tired of being tired. What a bobby bitchcake!

by man in the woods May 16, 2016

bitchcakes

insane with anger

When Joan's boyfriend didn't come home for 2 days, she went totally bitchcakes.

by kat August 13, 2003

Bitchmaker

An alpha female that intentionally or unintentionally turns a beta male into her bitch. It usually occurs when a guy is attracted to the woman, but she is not attracted to him except as “just a friend”. In this situation if the woman asks the man to do a favor for her he will be glad to do it because he is still attracted to her. The woman continues to ask him to do more and more “favors” for her and he eventually basically becomes her lackey or her bitch. This is a very beneficial situation for the woman because she can use him to do things like running errands or waxing her car, but she is doesn’t have to do anything for him.

Girl 1: That guy follows Niranjana around like a puppy and does anything she says. What’s up with that?

Girl 2: Niranjana is a bitchmaker and he is one of her bitches.

by Mr. Bickle August 31, 2010