A proven theory that implies the fact that all women enjoy the attention that her "lover" gives her, but pretends to not notice in order for said lover to give even more attention to her. Upon this, the "lover" begins to lose interest in her, thinking that she really doesn't care for him, and starts to ignore her. Finally, the woman becomes upset from the lack of attention and desperately seek their lovers attention by any means necisarry.
After said woman becomes desperate, she finally decides to acknowlege her lovers attention and then this cycle starts to repeat itself. The Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude is a proven theory of everyday life.
by Xero _ Manifest January 14, 2011
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In order to experience the full effect of its usage, the user should deliver it as if he or she is a chicken. Careful timing between its two syllables makes its application broad and effective.
This word is exceptional when pwning n00bs and is particularly effective when applied simultaneously with a tea bagging motion.
In order to experience the full effect of its usage, the user should deliver it as if he or she is a chicken. Careful timing between its two syllables makes its application broad and effective.
This word is exceptional when pwning n00bs and is particularly effective when applied simultaneously with a tea bagging motion.
Like a chicken: Bitch-otch! Bitch-otch!
I just owned that bitchotch.
Ooooohhhhhh! Bitchotch! (tea bag)
I just owned that bitchotch.
Ooooohhhhhh! Bitchotch! (tea bag)
by camnipotent May 16, 2009
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A fighting style invented by the oldest Mexican in Alberta. It involves flailing one arm around to block attacks, while delivering brutal shin-kicks.
by Sir Farr August 28, 2010
Get the Bitchitake-Fu mug.The opposite of a fanboi. This is the type of person whom will make a list of all things that, in their opinion, are wrong with a particular thing and post them in a forum, particularly gaming forums, as facts. Anyone who disagrees is dubbed a fanboi and all alternative opinions are met with derision. The bitchbot will often threaten to quit but rarely will. This threat will often be backed up with a long "Good bye" open letter about their list of opinions and why they are leaving because their opinions didn't cause change. Two weeks later they will post an "I'm Back!!!!" post.
On the rare occasion that a bitchbot does quit they will stick around in the forums for months afterward telling everyone how horrible things are even after their opinions have become so outdated as to be irrelevant.
On the rare occasion that a bitchbot does quit they will stick around in the forums for months afterward telling everyone how horrible things are even after their opinions have become so outdated as to be irrelevant.
Wow, the bitchbots are out in full force after last nights patch screaming that xyz is now overpowered and should be nerfed.
by Aurigo January 20, 2006
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Get the bitchitude mug.A scrabble player that cheats by using a dictionary or word guide to search for words to fit the tiles while an on-line game is in progress.
Linda: Once again Betsy beat me playing Words With Friends on the iPhone. I think she cheated.
Mary: Why do you think that?
Linda: She got the word OXAZEPAM.
Mary: I didn't even know that was a word.
Linda: Yeah, will now I know she's a total bitchionary.
Mary: Why do you think that?
Linda: She got the word OXAZEPAM.
Mary: I didn't even know that was a word.
Linda: Yeah, will now I know she's a total bitchionary.
by LayeredSin January 30, 2010
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I passed my course in Bitchintology describing how bitch things in this world could be. for example; Life is a Bitch. Quit bitching around. That bichin' Masseratti will be mine someday.
by Babyz7z7 June 27, 2011
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