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Bathtards

Retards who obsess over cheap, crappy e-tailer bath products and artificial smelling candles on message boards like makeupalley.com. They're usually obese frumps who want to smell like cinnamon buns, coconut fudge, chocolate frosting and cream cakes. These hags can be found with their fat asses glued to the internet 24/7 discussing soaps, wax tarts, perfume and greasy bath bombs. How many crap soaps can one person use in a lifetime?
Ah geez, if I hear about frizzy's cheap, dog-fart scented tarts one more time from those Bathtards I'm going to scream.
by Mr Swipe August 28, 2007
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bitchtarded

Being such a huge bitch that it's retarded.
Gina just keyed my car! That bitch is bitchtarded.
by Crambertino April 17, 2014
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Bishtard

Jenni is being a huge bishtard today!
by lilroxy143 March 24, 2008
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bruhtarded

When something is so retarded it causes you to lose so many brain cells that instead of moaning bruh or calling it retarded you mix them together
Mike: Dude, how could Anthony break his own door in the frat house?
Sam: Idk, seems pretty bruhtarded to me.
by NoDreamer August 27, 2017
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Daytona Beach Birthmark

A particularly classless thigh tattoo found mostly on low income white females. Often seen at Spring Break, NASCAR Events and Motorcycle Events popular in Daytona Beach!
Me: " who the hell brings a barefoot toddler in only a diaper to a 7-11 at 2 in the morning?"

My Buddy: "probably the white trash princess with the Daytona Beach Birthmark using her SNAP to buy Newports!!!"
by Medic1426 March 25, 2016
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BitTard

Someone obsessed with cryptocurrencies

e.g. Bitcoin, Litecoin, Ethereal, Kraken etc. Yes, even kittycoin.

BitTards have mostly these common core beliefs.

- They distrust everything that a government does especially regulations to protect investors.

- Think banks and financial institutions run by highly qualified graduates with years of experience are untrustworthy.

- They trust everything they read on the Internet, especially if it says Fiat currencies will fail, trust our cryptic currency instead.

- They love to make a statement about themselves by buying and installing things that baffle their granny.
- believe the pixels on their screen is more worth than the pixels on your screen despite the fact the Bank is more like to back-up your amount.
Ever since he bought a bitcoin he became such a bitTard
by The Craic December 12, 2017
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Bitchtard

Someone who complains a lot about really stupid things; a combination of "bitch" and "retard."
What a bitchtard! She won't shut up!!!
by the bitchtardinous one March 26, 2004
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