Birthquake
"Her birthquakes became stronger..."
Birthquake by Spunky Winkerbean May 15, 2019
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girthquake
1. the ground-shaking effects one may experience when an obese person is walking near.
2. the shaking, trembling effect one may experience during or after sex with a person who has a large penis.
2. the shaking, trembling effect one may experience during or after sex with a person who has a large penis.
Every time he walks by, I feel a girthqake.
The size of his unit caused a girthquake. The aftershocks caused my legs to shake for hours.
The size of his unit caused a girthquake. The aftershocks caused my legs to shake for hours.
girthquake by Brandoonline May 5, 2011
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bitchquake
Commonly used in California, A bitchquake is a small earthquake that hardly does any damage and only lasts for a short period of time.
1: Hey did you feel that bitchquake this morning?
2: Nope, I slept right threw it because it was so small.
2: Nope, I slept right threw it because it was so small.
bitchquake by AAJJCC March 24, 2008
Girthquake
(1) The effect a very attractive woman (or group of women) has on the 'girth' of male members in her (or their) vicinity. This Girthquake can be measured on the 'Dichter' scale- from one up to ten, and is a handy way of discussing the attractive potential of women. Can be accompanied by rattling of glass on table to indicate violence of initial tremor, or at higher ends of the 'Dichter' scale by 'Star Trek' style synchronized pitching from side-to-side whilst trying not to spill drink, as if floor is swaying.
(2) (noun) A way of describing a previous evening, or party- if said event led to the conquest of an improbably attractive woman, or if the ratio of such women to men was unusually high- said event/evening can be described as being a 'Girthquake'. In the event of such an evening leading to a secondary event (such as an afterparty) where a further woman (or cluster of extremely attractive women) who rate highly on the Dichter scale is discovered, then the term 'Aftercock' can be substituted.
(2) (noun) A way of describing a previous evening, or party- if said event led to the conquest of an improbably attractive woman, or if the ratio of such women to men was unusually high- said event/evening can be described as being a 'Girthquake'. In the event of such an evening leading to a secondary event (such as an afterparty) where a further woman (or cluster of extremely attractive women) who rate highly on the Dichter scale is discovered, then the term 'Aftercock' can be substituted.
MAN1: "G...g....g.......GIRTHQUAKE!" (has spotted woman who scores on Dichter scale- remember optional rattling of glass on table to indicate violence of initial tremor)
MAN2: (adopting scientific expression) "In my opinion at least a 7 on the Dichter scale. Be careful, there is a strong chance of an 'Aftercock'"
(stands, switches to Roger Moore expression and approaches woman)
MAN2: (adopting scientific expression) "In my opinion at least a 7 on the Dichter scale. Be careful, there is a strong chance of an 'Aftercock'"
(stands, switches to Roger Moore expression and approaches woman)
Girthquake by N.J McBlanky July 9, 2009
mirthquake
"You should prepare yourselves for a mirthquake, as today's comic strip was rated 7.1 on the rictus scale." - penny-arcade.com
mirthquake by C Vogue November 13, 2006
Word of the Day on November 30, 2006
bitchquake
Commonly used in California, A bitchquake is a small earthquake that hardly does any damage and only lasts for a short period of time.
1: Hey did you feel that bitchquake this morning?
2: Nope, I slept right threw it because it was so small.
2: Nope, I slept right threw it because it was so small.
bitchquake by kaiwhtkask8365 March 23, 2008
Girthquake
Probably the thickest cock you will ever see. And this thing is thick a little thicker than a baseball bat.
Zack: wow latisha got destroyed by that guys girthquake the other night
Nick: wow he must be really thick
Nick: wow he must be really thick
Girthquake by Thick nick October 8, 2014