Boothquake 

Noun: When you sit in a diner booth and try to sneak a fart. The thump of the violently escaping flatulence makes a thud that can be felt by the person sitting next to you.

Don't sit next to Marc. His boothquakes average 8.2 on the rectum scale.

Boothquake by M.Blur February 8, 2013

Birthquake 

When a female in labor makes the final push to get the baby out, but lays a fart so long and loud it measures on the Richter scale.

Jesus, while Melissa was in labor with our son Jake and she made the final push to get him out, she dropped the loudest fart that had to measure on the Richter scale. It may have been the first ever Birthquake!

Birthquake by Tee Cee Deez February 29, 2020

Boobquake

The Massive uploading of pictures of women showing off cleavage or exposing their breasts to a hosting service, such as Tumblr, Blogger, etc, in a consistent and timely manner.

Tim: Dude, you have uploaded quite a number of boobie pics

Dude: Thanks - It's an impressive Boobquake, isn't it?

Tim: yes it is Dude....Yes it is.

Boobquake by PlayBoyMan December 9, 2012

Boobquake

This little bit of supernatural thinking:

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader.

The modest proposal:

Clearly something was lost in translation; however, the hypothesis that dressing immodestly causes earthquakes will be tested empirically.

Time for a Boobquake:

Annually, on April 26th, wear the most cleavage-showing shirt you own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. Join and embrace the supernatural power of breasts, short shorts, and any other preferred form of immodesty. With the power of scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake.

Source: Blag Hag

Human 1: "It's a Boobquake!"

Human 2: "Plate tectonics has nothing on these mammaries."

Human 1: "Your immodesty rocks my world!"

Boobquake by Eyjafjallajokullboob April 23, 2010

Bootyquaker 

Means a girl that can shake her booty real good. Hailwillis invented this word.

I need a bootyquaker to quake it for me.

Bootyquaker by bootyquaker man March 18, 2011

boobquake

A seismic event caused by the immodest dress of a woman or women. A specific event (Monday, April 26, 2010) in which women dress immodestly, created in response to a comment made by an Islamic cleric who stated that women's immodest dress caused earthquakes.

One roommate to another: "Damn, girl, you are hot in that outfit! What are you trying to do, cause a boobquake or something?!"

boobquake by florida1susan April 25, 2010

boobquake

earthquake supposedly caused by sins ( specifically by women who do not dress modestly).
after a challenge made to show that sins won't make earthquake by wearing provocative clothing.

So, if she wears something provocative on boobquake day, and an earthquake does happen......
It will be.......

boobquake by neomycine April 23, 2010