a day to celebrate that you havent died in in the last year
by CorrodedBeing December 23, 2004
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the day signifying that you're another year closer to your eventual and innevitable decay.
by yournamecantbeblank February 25, 2009
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the one time of year when all the random kids from 8th grade feel like they should post on your wall because they'll be a good person. in reality, no one gives a shit.
Jane Doe posted on your wall "happy birthday (;"

your reaction: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
by justadumbhuman September 3, 2012
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The one day a year when your Facebook notifications rocket and your wall gets filled with other people's posts.
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Happy Birthday!
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by SerJ1000 October 26, 2011
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Anniversay of one's birth.
On my birthday my boss took a bouquet of red roses and he hit me over the with it, lol.
by Saints November 3, 2003
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