Birdshit

The action of pushing cum out of your ass after anal sex.

“He blew a huge load in my ass, I need to take a birdshit”

by Nfuxx69 July 17, 2022

birdshit

n. colloq. The more trivial instruments of the percussion section of an orchestra or band, namely the triangle, tambourine, sleigh bells, vibraslap, mark tree. Usally played by the more junior members of the percussion section.

Looks like I'm gonna have to play the birdshit instruments again!

by DanEvans April 6, 2010

Birdshit Beemer

When you have spent the money to get attention for your shiny black BMW and lots of birds come along and shit all over your hood like they ain't got nothing better to do.

See that car in the driveway? Yeah that's my Birdshit Beemer ! Enjoy!

by HighMaintenance68 May 22, 2016

baby bird shot

One person takes a shot but doesn't swallow it. They then spit the shot into the mouth of the player receiving the baby bird shot.

guy 1: Bro last night Edward got so fucked up he did a baby bird shot
guy 2: Gross, who was the mama bird?
guy 1: It was Adam
guy 2: Damn, his brother?
guy 1: yep

by YourDadHannibal November 18, 2020

birdshit

1. Slur against white people
2. The same as "dogshit"

- Dude i hate you!
- You're such a birdshit.

by the-subhuman3782 July 13, 2021

Birdshit

architecture development that look good from a height, from a "bird's eye view", but don't take into account the needs of people who walk on the ground.

development of this area is a birdshit

by SlavaList April 11, 2021

Telopea Birdshit

An alternative to the Chicago Sunroof. The act of climbing on top of a car with no sunroof and taking a shit on the roof.

Andrew bought a new car so he wants me to christen it with a Telopea Birdshit

by GermanBisexual August 22, 2022