They are the most legendary objects ever created by human kind
They where created by the Lego company. They are the most likely thing for you to jerk off to slightly bellow the internet
They where created by the Lego company. They are the most likely thing for you to jerk off to slightly bellow the internet
I invited a cute girl from school to play bionicles but she started taking of her clothes and I was very fucking disappointed
by Russian Santa December 20, 2018
by Maslego January 19, 2004
Bionicle stands for "Biomechanical Chronicle" and is Lego's first original saga. It begins with six heroes called toa fighting for peace, and win against the evil Makuta. They are transformed in a battle against a new evil, the bohrok, and the first evil comes back with his sons, the Rahkshi. Another toa is discovered and Makuta is defeated once and for all. The village chieftans tell the toa a tale of Metru-Nui, their past, and how they were once toa. At Metru-Nui a matoran villager is a traitor, and plans to destroy Metru-Nui, a super advanced city. Then everyone fled to Mata-Nui, etc.
by Robert (Rahkshuta on BZPower) February 26, 2004
the best thing lego has ever made!!! It's about six toa who has to fight makuta, then about the toa elders, who has to stop the morbuzakh.
by william January 17, 2005
by daber69420noscopeligma December 04, 2018
Robotic creatures made of oddly-shaped Lego parts that look uncannily similar to Elites* and Jackals* from Halo(????hmm??).
The BIONICLE line is, in fact created for kids with zero imagination, because they rely on a stupid alien story and stupid instructions (Lego's enemy).
LEGO has had some pretty cool sets, (the commercial jets and race cars), not the stupid Mars crap or underground mole-people.
But yeah, i can't tell which came first, Halo or BIONICLE?? Seriously, go look.
The BIONICLE line is, in fact created for kids with zero imagination, because they rely on a stupid alien story and stupid instructions (Lego's enemy).
LEGO has had some pretty cool sets, (the commercial jets and race cars), not the stupid Mars crap or underground mole-people.
But yeah, i can't tell which came first, Halo or BIONICLE?? Seriously, go look.
by gplpark92 July 27, 2006
1. Probably one of the gayest things ever created.
2.A very stupid Lego creation if not the supidest.
2.A very stupid Lego creation if not the supidest.
by Stupid January 14, 2005