marine biologist

A profession that is named, if you are a complete ass clown, when asked what a person wants to be when he/she grows up

I want to be a Marine Biologist because I am the smartest person ever, and I also like having sex with fish.

by Nick February 6, 2005

Thanos Chin Biologist

A person who has been deemed qualified to identify if an individual has an ugly chin or jawline referred to as a “Thanos chin” in reference to the Marvel Character’s bumpy, deformed chin.

“Yeah he said that she had a Thanos chin. I guess he must be a Thanos Chin Biologist.”

by Themamo13 April 24, 2022

Whale Biologist

Somebody who studies or observes modern day feminists.

I heard Brian recently became a Whale Biologist, we should talk to him.

by WaxMyBalls March 6, 2017

Marine Biologist

The normal looking guy who is going after the drunk fat chick.

Hey Chad, look at the whale over there?
Looks like a marine biologist is already studying her.

by thewoodster June 29, 2014

marine biologist

a totally sad job that involves looking at ugly fish and saying"It is a female siamese ridgeback red angelfish, extremely rare." it is almost as bad as being a newspaper boy in a wheel chair, or maybe worse.

"Hey, whats your job?"
"I'm a marine biologist"
"What's that over there"
He then legs it

by Chloe we'ate er June 22, 2009

Biologist

A person that doesn't know what there going to do when they go to college. They also study living things and are horrible at drinking alcohol.

Look at that guy over there he must be a biologist he can't hold down a shot if his life depended on it.

by Frrank October 23, 2011

Birdologist

A person who has a certification in the study of birds

That look's like a flock of albino ravens... I would know because I'm a birdologist.

by TotallynotMinilinny February 9, 2018