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"Bildo" - a phallicly-shaped skyscraper, or other large construction, erected in an urban area.

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"Vibrilding" - a bildo that has been built in a city prone to earthquakes.
(Bildo) "Wow, Mr. Johnson! that's an impressive bildo that your corporation erected in Empire City!! There's _no_way_WHATSOEVER_ that anyone is going to connect its construction with your falling price on the NASDAQ...!!!

(Vibrilding) "So, Ms. Smith, You must be proud of the way workers in your new vibrilding, in Downtown Los Angeles, feel every time there's another 4.0 Quake, and they know that they're safe, inside!
Bildo by Twinbears69 April 12, 2023
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What the Bildo 

Originated in the southern most point of Canada, this sentence refers to wtf moments. It is also synonymous to 'what the hell?'

Mainly this term pertains to Bill's, Billy's or William's
"Did you Bill streaking?!"
"What the Bildo."

"My windows computer just stopped working!"
"What the Bildo!"

"I need to Boop"
"What the Bildo?"
What the Bildo by cptHare September 29, 2011
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BillOntario 

An overweight homosexual Canadian who spends his entire life posting on ESPN message boards, with the sole purpose of interrupting conversations between other users by posting messages of extreme length and massive character count.
BillOntario: FACT.

Other User: Time to leave. Bill is here to spam.
BillOntario by Bucman October 19, 2011
Sam: Have you heard about Aldo's hairloss?
Trent: Yeah he's pretty bald
Sam: Guess he's baldo
Baldo by SamFoundations March 24, 2020

Bidoof’s Law 

Originating from Tumblr user “Bidoof” (a Pokémon), Bidoof’s law says that there will never be anything more joyous than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai”.
“Will there be anything more timelessly funnier on Tumblr than seeing some joyless idiot asserting their stupid controversial worldviews internet toughguy style and then checking their blog and they’re just, completely openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai.” - Bidoof

“Bidoof’s Law strikes again.”
Bidoof’s Law by plasticmild September 17, 2019
The god Pokémon, the one who saved us from the calamity, the one who we pray for everyday, you might not know it but they are always there, so strong yet so tiny, able to chop trees with one chop, able to carry humans to safety with ease, able to smash rocks with one mighty punch, able to climb mountains in seconds, able to move boulders like they are nothing, able to swim up the tallest water falls, and when the world is in our last moments of hope bidoof will be there ready to save the day
“All hail bidoof”
Bidoof by TheBidoof May 2, 2018
A type of Ligma which has been transferred to Donald trump himself in which resembles the word ‘build my’.
Trump: Hey Mexico, bildma
Mexico: ¿Que es bildma?
Trump: Bildma walls lmao
Bildma by Hacker shober August 30, 2018