Justin Bieber Syndrome

An extremely cruel way to say Down's Syndrome

Guy 1: That girl has Justin Bieber Syndrome.

Guy2: Hey, don't be cruel. Be nice, and call it Down's Syndrome.

by Marty17 March 12, 2011

Bieber Syndrome

A very rare disease, in which a young teen (around 13-16) is unable to go through puberty for some ungodly reason. The side effects for the adolescent in question are usually microscopic testicles, however the worse side effects are experienced by near by persons, who are then forced to hear the screeching howls of the adolescent's singing voice.

Victim of Bieber Syndrome: "...and I was like BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOHHHH BABY BABY NOOOOOOHHH!!!"

Doctor: "Is euthanasia legal here?"

by imdefinitelynotjustinebeaver September 17, 2010

Bieber Sized Condom

Condom Sized

Extra Large
Large
Medium
Semi Medium
Average
Small
Extra Extra Small
Toothpick thin..
JUSTIN BIEBER

Obnoxious Skank 1: Dude I tried to have sex with Luke!
Obnoxious Skank 2: REALLY? How'd that work out?
Obnoxious Skank 1: He's a Bieber Sized Condom
Obnoxious Skank 2: Don't say that I LUVV JUSTIN BIEBER
Obnoxious Skank 1: OKAY OKAY...

by A girl who hates Bieber Fever May 21, 2010

Bieber Syndrome

A condition in which the voice of a young boy does not mature from a high pitched squeal, akin to the voice of Justin Bieber. This may be followed by a sudden obsession in Bieber's music and subsequent fandom. Extreme cases may also result in a miniature penis and/or mangina.

The 17 year old child with the ungodly high-pitched voice has a bad case of Bieber Syndrome

by Mr. Kang of Kos June 25, 2010

Justin Bieber shape

/dʒʌstɪn bi:bəɹ ʃeɪp/

noun

: the external parts of the female genital organs

Mod.Eng. from <Justin Bieber> + <shape>, first use c.2011

M: I have the stupidest desire to purchase silly bandz
G: They're rubber bands
G: That have something to do with farmville and... justin bieber.
M: they come in justin bieber shapes!
G: I'll come in your justin bieber shape.
G: Wait

Oh god delete that

Undo

UNDO

by spearwolf February 26, 2011

bieber spout

Resembling Justin Bieber's horrid little rigid one-inch baby's cock. Similar in appearance to a small flesh-coloured hose nozzle. Such a penis is so tiny that it cannot bend and sits perched upon a horrible smooth empty bieber scrotum.

Yeah, it's a ruddy bieber spout

by Omate Dammit May 31, 2010

Justin Bieber Syndrome

A condition that prevents hormonal growth and development until age 18 or older.

I think this guy has Justin Bieber Syndrome. His voice probably won't change until he's a full adult.

by C1pt5n A6es3me May 4, 2015