beveteur

bev-e-teur

Noun:
A professional, educated, and sophisticated drinker. While not alcohol-specific, it is commonly understood to refer to connoisseurs of wine, beer, and spirits.

Alternative spelling: beveteuress (f.)

Let Annie choose the wine, she's the real beveteur

by beveteuress February 27, 2010

Bevitate

bev-i-teyt verb, -tat·ed, -tat·ing.

When an individual has consumed so many alcoholic beverages that he/she believes they have gained control of both time and space... And demonstrate with great enthusiasm.

You better shut John off... Homeboy was about to Bevitate next to the fridge

by gnice3d December 28, 2010

Bevit

The contemporary term used to describe someone who updates and/or changes their Facebook status numerous times a day indicating all of their life's events, fortunes, and misfortunes.

These people get 'likes' and comments from everyone who are also emotionally, physically, and mentally deprived in life, lost, or depressed and hangs onto social media to gain and attain attention.

"Did you see their Facebook status today?"
"Which one?"
"The third one with the most likes and comments"
"Ohh, yeah! What a Bevit."

by Nihilistic Manure September 6, 2014

bevies

Any beverage that helps you achieve richter status. Usually Natural Light or its economic equivalent.

"Dude I slammed so many bevies last night I can't even think today"
"I need 30 bevies in the morning just to feel normal."
"Pass me a bevie, broski!"

by ackboozechief May 30, 2008

Bevied

Glasgow origins, To get extremley drunk in public.

Man, i got absolutley bevied last night drinking all that JD

by Jerdems87 September 26, 2006

bevielyn

Cute but emo person.

You're bevielyn, I like you!

by Bogartsie October 19, 2021

benitez

To find excuses when the only excuse is ones own ineptitude. A direct opposite of a Moyes.

"Look at that moaning cunt going on again, blaming 12 o clock kick offs. What a Benitez"

by Oldmangaz January 3, 2008