beverage

What drinks are when they're not allowed somewhere.

Sign: "No food or beverages"

You: "What the fuck is a beverage?"

by ex-cretin September 17, 2010

frosty beverage

1. Any tall, delicious, ice-cold refreshing drink.

2. A consolation drink offered to a pissed-off person to pacify them quickly.

3. A drink purchased by a geek at a convention of nerds or any other lame place where wannabes hang out.

1. It's so hot outside I'm gonna go chill out at the diner for awhile and get myself a frosty beverage!

2. Sir, I'm so sorry the chef neglected to wash his hands after he went to the bathroom. May I offer you a frosty beverage while we await your complimentary meal?

3. In Steve Erkel voice: "Guys, I'm thirsty after checking out all the awesome European beatles on display here at Bug Fest 2011, so I think I shall partake in a brief respite and purchase myself a frosty beverage!"

by dookeyboy November 20, 2010

Flavoury Beverage

A Beverage that is particularly flavoursome, that when sipped leaves you with a semi erect penis.

Hey Ethan! Fancy a catch up mate? We could grab a flavoury Beverage!

by mouttt August 17, 2018

partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage

The best drinks at Krusty Burger. Also called "shakes" at "McDonalds".

"Hey, I heard they put a new McDonalds in down the street. Yeah, they have them same things as Krusty Burger, like these Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-dairy Gum-based Beverages. Except they don't call them that. No, they call them 'shakes'."

by Harvey January 6, 2004

beverage goblin

Someone who needs at least three drinks at all times. One is for hydration. The second is for caffeine, and the third is just for fun.

The chick to the right is drinking water, coffee, and juice. That bitch is a beverage goblin.

by Swavystick February 19, 2023

Post Beverage Drip

The drips of sticky stuff that gets on your hand from the adjacant dispenser while you are filling your soda cup at a fast food establishment like Subway, Burger King or the like.

Dude, I need a napkin, I have a bad case of post beverage drip.

by Lil Kevy February 18, 2010

Wrong Beverage

The act, intentional or otherwise, of urinating in your parters mouth while they give you a blow job.

The last five times I've come here, they've given me the wrong beverage.

by Mr Blumpkin January 11, 2009