Bessemer, AL

NICKNAMES: "The Marvel City" , "Bessma" , "BTO (Bessma Takin Over)" , "35020"

URBAN Neighborhoods: Pipeshop, Southside, Bessemer Homestead, Blue Creek Junction, Abrahms, Dunbar, Broomfield, South Bessemer, West Bessemer, North Bessemer, Old Jonesboro, Tannehill, McAdory, Greenwood, Hopewell, Eastern Valley, Downtown, Jonesboro, West Hill, Flint Hill, Brick City, West Lake, Oak Grove, Roosevelt City

County : Jefferson (About 675,000 people)

Shelby (About 210,000 people)

Tuscaloosa (About 200,000 people)

City Pop. : About 32,500 People

Area Pop. : About 100,000 People

SAFE Suburbs: Johns, Lake View, Adger, Rock Creek, Concord, Buckville, Helena, Pleasant Grove, Sylvan Springs, Shannon, McCalla

DANGEROUS Suburbs: Hueytown, Brighton, Lipscomb

Bessemer, AL

by PipeshopBessmaBoi September 19, 2013

Bessemer

The worst city in the United States. This area has been torn apart from a nice neighborhood to a horrible hell hole. Statistics show that 99% of Bessemer sucks. The 1% of Bessemer that is good is actually part of Atlanta, Bessemer is just borrowing it.

Fuck, Bessemer sucks.

Damn, why can't granny just die so I don't have to go to Bessemer anymore?

I'd rather live in a pig's colon for a year than drive through Bessemer.

So I hear you live in Bessemer. Do you suck as well? You probably do.

Aaron: I am hungry
Jordan: Me too.
Aaron: Let's go to the Bright Star
Jordan: That's in Bessemer
Aaron: That's right
Jordan: Let's just eat our own flesh instead
Aaron: Good thinking. Man Jordan, you really are a thinker
Jordan: Thanks yo

by danklewankle June 15, 2007

Bestererestest

Better than the Gooderererestest.

That movie was the absolute bestererestest!

by The Gooderest May 23, 2023