seasons' beatings

These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!

Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

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beating army

A common colloquialism for "jerking off" at the US Naval Academy. Perhaps the most popular pastime among male midshipmen, due to a natural aversion towards dark siding, a general lack of attractive young women, and the ever present fear of being SAPR'd. Not to be confused with the female equivalent, "plebing your cover", which is a play on the term for the way freshmen (plebes) carry their covers (hats) by spreading their hand on the inside and carrying by their side.

I caught my roommate beating army last night. I'm not comfortable in the room anymore.

by Chesty J December 1, 2014

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Berging

When you take a shit so huge that the tip of it pokes above the water and in spite of any effort to flush it, it just spins and remains in place like an ice berg.

Oh crap, he's been in the bathroom so long I think he's been berging it.

by Contributor_Random November 17, 2016

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ear beating

When a person keeps talking to you until your ears start to feel actual physical pain from the steady flow of inane shit that is coming out of their mouth.

Ear Beater: "...So, then I realized that to de-worm my Cocker Spaniel, I would probably have to get it to stop eating shit, but before I did that I would need to let it out of its cage. Whenever I let that little fucker out of his cage he just pisses on everything. You know who else pisses on everything? Steve. One time he pissed on my Cocker Spaniel..."

Victim's Mind: Oh my fucking God, this is the worst ear beating ever.

by miguel666 January 2, 2014

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beating the gay allegations

Used primarily on twitter to describe when someone does something that hints that they may be homosexual or commits a homosexual act. The response would usually be them getting called gay, so they would not be beating the gay allegations.

“Jeonghan said that the members of Seventeen are very good looking”
“He’s never beating the gay allegations”

by eataeil July 14, 2021

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