The chillest, raddest, most handsome dog ever. A cuddle monster who melts hearts, and will wear down even the toughest, hardest individual. Clint Eastwood loves Berners. The taliban hate the U.S. because we have these amazing dogs and they're jealous little bitches.
Lady: "What kind of dog is that?"
Man: "He's a Bernese Mountain Dog."
Lady: "He's beautiful. I want to have sex with you now."
Man: "He's a Bernese Mountain Dog."
Lady: "He's beautiful. I want to have sex with you now."
by BaileytheBerner February 10, 2010
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1: The current (Fascist) prime minister of Italy 2: Stupid corrupt rich idiot moron who destroyed Italy's economy, controls 90% of the country's media, and is a mannequin of Bush (king of idiots) against the will of his great people.
by CiaoItalia August 28, 2003
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Being a corrupt mafiosi retard man on top of a fine nation, italy, continously talking about his enormous cock and how much money he will make by buttraping his citizens.
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i was wondering if i could berlusconi this tv-set from your shop or i have to stab your cars tires first.
by rapstar42 November 19, 2003
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