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bernd

A really sweet heart he askes questions 24/7, retarted questions. hes the guy no1 likes.
Bernd: WHY are the letters red?
Teacher: stfu, dont act like a bernd
by Number1one March 18, 2017
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Bernd

The name Bernd has an Old High German origin and is the short form of Bernhard. The name goes back to the Old High German words “bero”, which means “the bear”, and “harti”, which means “strong”. The name is mostly translated as "strong as a bear".
Furthermore best characteristics are:
He has a sense of humor.

He always has an open ear for you.

He knows what he wants.

He loves you.

He is passionate.

He has adorable quirks (he's not perfect) ... He's spontaneous and crazy.

He is honest and fair.
Name Bernd
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Bernd

Bernd is our ruler
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Bernd the Bread

Bernd is a muppet, obviously a bread, he is depressed and popular in the german country. He is known for being in the closedown from the kids channel „KIKA“. His episodes play in the timespan from 9PM-6AM daily. the episodes shown there change every few months. Mostly he is in a white place, called the „white hell“. (It is a TV and Bernd can’t get out because of technical issues) Bernd often tries to escape by running though the screen, but he comes back into the screen on the other side. he gets bullied in there by a voice called „whitebox“, which he destroys at the end of one episode. Bernd tells the viewers to turn off the TV or change the channels, cause he just wants to get out of there. He likes „Mehlsuppe“. He often says his well known word, „Mist“. - Translated to English: „crap“
Person1: have you seen Bernd the bread? He’s hilarious!
Person2: mist.

A/N: there’s a gif of him below!
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bernd höcke

One of the Afd (Alternative for Germany) officials.
Guck ma, das ist Bernd Höcke!
by RubbelDieKatz April 22, 2017
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Bernd das brot

The most ultimate, rizziest sigma known to mankind.

He is the star character in the German TV channel KiKA.
Bernd is a depressed and curmudgeonly loaf of pullman bread speaking in a deep, gloomy baritone. He is small, rectangular and golden brown with hands directly attached to his body. He is the type of guy who you accidentally discover when turning on the tv at 1:17 am in B&B Hotel, Offenburg, Germany.

Alternative names:
The German Globgogabgolab
The channel 9 Nillywig
The divine one

The wise and omnipresent oracle

The prophecy-giver
All hail the mighty and omniscient Bernd das brot!!!
“Quick!! Turn on channel nine! The German Globgogabgolab, Berd das brot is speaking!”
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Chelsea Nichole Bernd

The most beautiful, loving, caring, and amazing woman in the world.
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