Crazy racist, homophobe man who constantly gets prank called by 2 radio station DJs and never catches on because he's that retarded.
Mr. Bergis: "Do you know how many NASCAR fans are registered with the NRA?"
Mr. Bergis: "Why the fuck are you calling me when my number is on the fuckin do not call list?"
Mr. Bergis: "Ellen Degeneres is a clam-licking whore!"
Mr. Bergis: "It's NASCAR, not Black Car!!"
Mr. Bergis: "Why the fuck are you calling me when my number is on the fuckin do not call list?"
Mr. Bergis: "Ellen Degeneres is a clam-licking whore!"
Mr. Bergis: "It's NASCAR, not Black Car!!"
by yaaaaaaaaaaaa September 3, 2009
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Get the bergina mug.Do the Berlioz is the manner of self-defenestration, aka throwing yourself out of a fucking window, with great passion.
Jared: Yo did you see Kevin Do the Berlioz?
Brock: Oh shit where is he now
Jared: 2nd floor balcony writing poetry
Brock: Oh shit where is he now
Jared: 2nd floor balcony writing poetry
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Commonly found in cities, pushing a stolen shopping cart/trolley filled with the day's scavenged goods, and more often than not quite drunk, followed by a mutt ("pavement special" dog)....
Commonly found in cities, pushing a stolen shopping cart/trolley filled with the day's scavenged goods, and more often than not quite drunk, followed by a mutt ("pavement special" dog)....
Stuart: Mom! There's a bergie going through the trash again!!
Mom: Oh dear! All these homeless people are just a result of the government's failed attempts to balance the social and economic inequalities which are so evident in the society we live in today, coupled with the damage created by the apartheid era.
Stuart: Huh?!!!
Bergie: Lady, do you have some spare change?
Edna: What? Get a job hobo!
Mabel: Oh Edna! Don't be so inconsiderate. Here you go mister, a nice sandwich for you.
Bergie: Thanks lady. Wait a sec....what's this? A liver polony sandwich!!! Screw you old girl!!!
Mabel: Well I never! Ungrateful hobo!
Edna: Uh-huh.....
Mom: Oh dear! All these homeless people are just a result of the government's failed attempts to balance the social and economic inequalities which are so evident in the society we live in today, coupled with the damage created by the apartheid era.
Stuart: Huh?!!!
Bergie: Lady, do you have some spare change?
Edna: What? Get a job hobo!
Mabel: Oh Edna! Don't be so inconsiderate. Here you go mister, a nice sandwich for you.
Bergie: Thanks lady. Wait a sec....what's this? A liver polony sandwich!!! Screw you old girl!!!
Mabel: Well I never! Ungrateful hobo!
Edna: Uh-huh.....
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Get the Lars Bergo mug.German town in which Candide is drafted for the Bulgarian army in the satire novel Candide by Voltaire - he makes fun of Germans with this atrocious town name.
The snow fell in great flakes, and, in the morning when he awoke, he was almost frozen to death; however, he made shift to crawl to the next town, which was called Wald-berghoff-trarbkdikdorff, without a penny in his pocket, and half dead with hunger and fatigue.
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