Barchie

The Riverdale ship that is clearly superior to Bughead. Fight me.

“Barchie is endgame.” ~Kevin, an actually character of the damn show

by NoTeaJustFacts May 9, 2018

Barchie

“the ship of betty cooper and archie andrews on riverdale. childhood best friends who do not get a lot of screen time together and whose storyline got dropped because the writers were threatened”

Barchie is ENDGAME.

by The100vixens on ig September 17, 2018

barchie

barchie, barchie is riverfails best ship and if you disagree with that bc you ship bugcest, okay but barchie is endgame and y'all can't change that, even roberto has confirmed that they will happen sooner or later and two (or more) of the cast ships barchie:)

barchie endgame

by adorexoleff January 4, 2020

barchie

Barchie is a ship of Betty Cooper and Archie Andrews in Riverdale and the Archie Comics, and Kevin Keller claims that it'll be endgame.

"To clarify, Betty and Archie aren't dating but they are endgame" - Kevin Keller

"Barchie is so endgame" says Emma

by BlingBling666 September 17, 2017

Beachie

To drive past the beach with no intention of getting out of the car; Aussie slang for driving past the beach. Also: "Chuck a Beachie"; the act of driving past the beach with no intention of getting out of the car.

"Hey guys, you wanna chuck a Beachie?"; "Me mates and I chucked a Beachie last night"; "Let's grab some Macca's and chuck a Beachie"

by Caghs March 20, 2009

beachie

Person to whom lives on a beach or a body of water

Wow they are so lucky to be beachies, and to own a home on beach.

by Miquel Rodgers April 11, 2007

Benchie

A Benchie is an individual who lives in a hermit like fashion curled up in their bed most of the day listening to J. Cole and wearing Nunn Bush and trench coats. Benchies are complete benchwarmers, however, that does not mean they are nonathletic or bad, they just love the bench and how warm their fat ass can make it. Most Benchies cannot be seen together and must be secret in their activities. They must completely cover themselves in clothing, even when showering. Typical shower attire includes jeans and an over sized rug used as a towel. Benchies receive their name from the exact likeness they share with the midget from the popular film Benchwarmers. Benchies past-times include building peanut butter sculptures in their room shaped like taradactyls and other dinosaurs. Benchies absolutely love peanut butter and usually enjoy spreading all over themselves as well as Ennie's hamburger patty nipples. Despite popular belief, calling someone a Benchie is actually not bullying, in fact they love being called Benchies because it is a title in which they have practiced many years and earned. Besides one day Benchies will be your boss.

"I saw a Benchie on my way to class today, he was squatting over the drain trying to relieve himself of a very large turd that got busted up in his rectum from the night before during his late night rendezvous with Turdbusting Jeff. Wow... what a Benchie."

"I just benchied that drain so hard I think I laid a brown playdough creamer"

by Ennie March 6, 2014