Mercedes-Benz. Makes of the best cars in the world ever. Makers of Maybach and AMG engines. 55 AMGs are now super charged @ 500hp, 600s are V12 twin turbos with 500hp over 900Nm torque. Shits on any bimmer, performance, looks, quality, interior etc. They look rude too and cost twice as much as those bimmer shits. Don't even start with Brabus or Renntech
by Honky Boy January 20, 2004
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Short for Mercedes-Benz, a German car company that was started by the inventor of the automobile: Karl Benz.
"Benzs" are known for there supirior preformance nd build quality.
Not only did my Benz smoke the Camaro but it also smoked the Corvette.
by Adrian K November 11, 2003
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A fine german automobile, but does not have the performance of a BMW or Porsche. Dont take my word for it, read any R&T or Car & Driver.
Person 1: "I would like to buy a nice car."

Person 2: "Well dont settle for a Mercedes when you can buy a BMW."
by zimzimma July 18, 2003
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i car that can never keep up with a bmva, bmw
oh shit that bmw just smoked my benz
by []D[][]v[][]D May 13, 2003
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A car that thinks it's the best in the world, when in actuality gets smoked by BMW in all phases of car making; especially engineering and performance. Usually driven by people who think they're big, but really have small penises and are ignorant when it comes to knowledge about cars.
by Anonymous June 8, 2003
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A car that can never Ever compare to a BMW. It wishes it was a BMW. Mercedes & Caddy are all OLD MENS CARS. Mercedes is over-hyped and played out.
If the dude over there knew anything he'd be ridin in a Beamer instead of A Benz.
by rob32 September 12, 2006
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