to take a unusually long shit, most likely brought on by an upcoming unpleasant task including but not restricted to hard work.
guy: hey where's patrick?
other guy: i dont know. i bet hes pulling a benner.
guy: hes supposed to be painting the spare room.
other guy: i dont know. i bet hes pulling a benner.
guy: hes supposed to be painting the spare room.
by asseyes42 April 29, 2011
Get the pulling a bennermug. Drummer for Late Nite Reading (LNR)
Extremely attractive and super funny,
every girl want to be with a boy like Jacob.
PS,
im sort of in love with him even though we've never met :) <3
Extremely attractive and super funny,
every girl want to be with a boy like Jacob.
PS,
im sort of in love with him even though we've never met :) <3
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: LNR's new song Save it for the Slow Dance!
Person 1: Oh my god! I love that song, ecspecially with Jacob Benner's drumming skills!(:
Person 2: LNR's new song Save it for the Slow Dance!
Person 1: Oh my god! I love that song, ecspecially with Jacob Benner's drumming skills!(:
by kfhasjvhbasfjkasp March 29, 2011
Get the Jacob Bennermug. The act of sticking ones penis between the high hat symbols of a drum set, then your partner clamps down on your dick.
by Balllllllllz September 26, 2009
Get the Benner Ball Sack Chompermug. A girl who will get smart with you fast. A girl that's pretty inside and out. A girl that's very smart. A girl that's heart gets broken hurts very fast. A girl who falls in love. Be glad you have maggie. If you date her cherish her and keep her forever. Your a lucky guy.
by Amber bennet January 22, 2018
Get the maggie bennermug.