When you fuck a girl the first night you meet her and then each subsequent night she regresses to smaller degrees of sexual contact.
Hey, are you still fucking that blonde?
Nah, I got Benjamin Buttoned...she'll only let me spoon her.
Nah, I got Benjamin Buttoned...she'll only let me spoon her.
by MTeasy October 27, 2011
We Benjamin buttoned this relationship, you met my dad first and then hooked up a week before we went on our first date.
by Bonoz July 01, 2018
(Ben*ja*min-But*ton) The state of feeling like a damn, old ass man when your really young; Also when your still fairly young but your damn body is deteriorating like a fucking 80yr old
Yo bert! Your only fucking 30 years old and you keep on injuring your damn self!! Broken Bones!!..Torn fuckin ligaments!!...HA HA..You Benjamin Button MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!
by bertabunand2 May 05, 2009
Verb: the act of eating out a girl (ass or pussy) soo deep that it causes reverse aging by the process of reverse birth (i.e. Reentering the womb)
by Gyc February 27, 2015
When a young person is shunned and rejected because of their classic interests. Music, Movies, etc. Like Benjamin Button was because of his disgusting appearance at first.
Jock 1- Dude, Dante likes Frank Sinatra AND Marx Brothers movies
Jock 2- Lets give him a good ol' lynchin and make him show us his dick but call him gay for it
Jock 1- He's so Benjamin Buttoned
Jock 2- Lets give him a good ol' lynchin and make him show us his dick but call him gay for it
Jock 1- He's so Benjamin Buttoned
by mophead1 August 08, 2010
Verb: the act of eating out a girl (ass or pussy) soo deep that it causes reverse aging by the process of reverse birth (i.e. Reentering the womb)
by Gyc February 27, 2015
When your penis is large and very impressive at a flaccid state but when you gain an erection it shrinks to a very small babby carrot.
by TeaBaggins01 May 01, 2016