by Martinz January 27, 2008
Get the handshake the ben franklin mug.THE BEN FRANKLIN is actually one of the oldest sex acts in the United States. In fact, it was invented by Ben Franklin 10 minutes after his famous "kite" experiment. He used it on 96 of the 100 women he impregnated. Wait until your girlfriend is on the rag. While she is giving you a blowjob, tie a skeleton key on the string of her tampon and rub an inflated balloon on her head. The gay version differs. While you are receiving a blow job, you tie a skeleton key on a string, stick the key up your partner's ass, and rub an inflated balloon on his head.
Straight: Reginald, my pussy still hurts from the bugs being zapped by that "Ben Franklin" you gave me last month. I could have used that tampon as makeup for a Minstrel Show. Gay: Jebediah, when you turned a string of my shit into a glowstick by zapping me with that "Ben Franklin," I never laughed so hard in my life. Little did I know you would pull the old switch-a-roo and give me the oldest one in the book.
by Toby Doughbawaski February 24, 2008
Get the Ben Franklin mug.ben franklin was the renowned american inventor patriot printer etc...and also a lover of the ladies. any lady.
hence, the term 'ben franklin'. it can be used in lieu of i'd hit that, and also in exchange for bullshit- but only in context of sexuality - ben franklin means 'you'd fuck anything' in this instance.
hence, the term 'ben franklin'. it can be used in lieu of i'd hit that, and also in exchange for bullshit- but only in context of sexuality - ben franklin means 'you'd fuck anything' in this instance.
p1-"ooh i'd hit that, ben franklin"
p2-"not me her knees are too sharp"
p1-"whatever man, ben franklin"
p2-"not me her knees are too sharp"
p1-"whatever man, ben franklin"
by geoffk January 9, 2006
Get the ben franklin mug.Harry: Who is Ben Franklin again?
Lloyd: He's the pilgrim who used penicillin to kill Godzilla.
Harry: Right. How'd you get so smart?
Lloyd: Public school. Yeah. When you live in the basement you breathe in a lot of chalk dust. It writes all the answers all over your brain.
Lloyd: He's the pilgrim who used penicillin to kill Godzilla.
Harry: Right. How'd you get so smart?
Lloyd: Public school. Yeah. When you live in the basement you breathe in a lot of chalk dust. It writes all the answers all over your brain.
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