Thomas Belenger

A Thomas Belenger is someone that has craters in there head. He denies having a perm dispute it being true and thinks lots of girls are fit. Inside he’s a little wet napkin.

Thomas Belenger is a bit smelly

by Pavels uncle November 28, 2019

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Tom Belenger

A person who speaks as if he has a peg on his nose, tom belend likes men and is a c tech chad who wears a plastic ring.

person 1: did you hear he asked out jess brooks
person 2: wow what a tom belenger

by Tom Slicked it back September 13, 2021

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anal-dwelling ass-belonker

One who gets his kicks from bungee-jumping in and out of buttholes; and resides in one's rectum.

Eat Penguin shit! You anal-dwelling ass-belonker...

by NinjahTurtahl November 29, 2010

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A mean person who will lick any chicks pussy not even knowing them. A guy who doesnt know what love is and will dump any chick who doent give him a hand/blow job in the first week in a relationships. mostly a bitch but can be a totall hottie. usally long hair but is a mean person.

Girl: wow look at Belanger over there he touched my (pussy) and tits on the first date then dumped me the day after!
Boy: why would any guy wanna be like him he seems like a (asshole).
Girl: i know what a (cunt)!!

by Skrillexchick!@# December 27, 2011

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blonger

A blogger spreading discreditable news about his fellow bloggers - out of pure envy of course.

A blonger is like a war/power monger. Perhaps he
can´t help himself. Suffers from some kind of personality
disorder.

by Mayuura December 2, 2007

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Belanger

One who is the most vile scum of the earth. Someone who is evil, and should be regarded as inconsequential. A downright, no good, ugly, cum guzzling cunt.

"Oh shit, here comes the Devil again."

"You mean that Belanger over there?"

"Yeah. She's the most repulsive human I've ever set my eyes on."

by 4Truth January 8, 2012

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