by Zesty buffolow November 22, 2021
Get the Behzad mug.A) A person who is overweight but denies it. And then he calls skinny people cows.
B) A 12 year old boy who tries to show off his quote on quote strength by beating up on kids smaller and thinner than him.
C) A complete ass.
B) A 12 year old boy who tries to show off his quote on quote strength by beating up on kids smaller and thinner than him.
C) A complete ass.
A) Josh: Hey behzad I way 50 pounds, how much do u weigh?
Behzad: 350 pounds, and by the way josh, u are a fat ass cow.
Josh:???
B) Josh: Behzad u see any girls u like?
Behzad: Yea* (*Starts punching josh in front of 17 year old)
C) Behzad: Hey im gonna ride my donkey to school.
Josh: Thats cool, im gonna ride my hairy behzad.
Behzad: 350 pounds, and by the way josh, u are a fat ass cow.
Josh:???
B) Josh: Behzad u see any girls u like?
Behzad: Yea* (*Starts punching josh in front of 17 year old)
C) Behzad: Hey im gonna ride my donkey to school.
Josh: Thats cool, im gonna ride my hairy behzad.
by joshcole87 January 6, 2013
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1. The evolutionary mistake that occurred when man evolved from monkey. physically disgusting, so unnaturally ugly that it has been recorded as the leading cause of sexual misconduct with animals 2. one who is responsible for destruction of all that is good and natural, causing pain, making little babies cry 3. also associated with homosexuality , or one who is in the freudian sense fixated on the anal stage.
by King Behzad May 4, 2006
Get the behzad mug.Who this kid? He's got hair gel on and the newest nerf guns, he must be a behzinga. He mines all the diamonds in minecraft and steals your girl friend on call of duty, he might be the coolest kid out there and most of the behzingas out there are under 10, don't let get fooled by a behzinga they might as well be the coolest kid out there.
by Jonny.joe December 12, 2017
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Used to be fat Cos he’s unstable and can’t control his eating problems , and is just a prick on camera the selfish ginger, single looking , vikk snogging man
Used to be fat Cos he’s unstable and can’t control his eating problems , and is just a prick on camera the selfish ginger, single looking , vikk snogging man
by @a1_.bxbby6 on instagram June 15, 2020
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by STEADEHMAN April 2, 2020
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