Behzod

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Often called "Baezod or Baegod," Behzod is the ultimate pussy destroyer. He will not hesitate to fuck your sister and will use his astonishingly high GPA to steal your girl. Behzod is a natural born savage. He has a penis larger than your average Brazzers actor and his abs have more detail than 50 shades of gray. Preach Behzod. Hail Behzod. Heil Behzod. Love Behzod. Eat Behzod.

Did you see Behzod today? I heard he totally fucked your sister.

Behzod by xXSenpaiXx October 27, 2016

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Behrod

El Rapide, Rapid

Wow that was Behrod!!

Behrod by ACHGUOS April 5, 2012

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Benzodiazepenis

Erectile disfunction as a result of benzodiazepine use.

Guy 1: Man, last night I couldn't get it up. I had a bad case of whiskey dick.

Guy 2: You think you have it bad? I have to take xanax every day for my panic attacks. I've had benzodiazepenis for the last 3 years!

Benzodiazepenis by Jebus T. Awesome October 31, 2015

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bekzod

A Bekzod is the best person you will ever meet. He might seem weird but trust me he is a awesome person. He is nice, funny

Me :your so nice
Bekzod: but your nicer

bekzod by somebody you will never know December 9, 2019

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bezoddle

To confuse someone to the full extent of their brains capacity.

Suffixes -ed -es -ing

Singular: "Im going to try bezoddle the shit out of that guy"

Plural: "this guys such a prankster, he bezoddles me all the time"

Verb: "this guy is bezoddling the shit out of me, my brain hurts"

Verb: "thats a good question, I remain bezoddled"

Eg: I was once asked a bezoddling question by a known bezoddler. He likes to bezoddle people. Still to this day im bezoddled as to how he does it!

bezoddle by dennypiffin April 29, 2014

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Behzad

a person who has such characteristic features as kindness, forgiveness,mercifulness,faithfulness, lovileness....

Behzad, the best man i have ever seen.
We will be happy together!

Behzad by Tahmina December 28, 2005

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benzodiazapines

prescription medication with hypnotic effects. often prescribed for patients with excessive anxiety and sleeping disorders such as insomnia. the most common brand of benzo is xanax. it comes in .25, .5, 1, and 2(xanibar) milligram tablets. it is very easy to become physically and psychologically dependent to benzodiazapines.

these benzodiazapines are the shit.

benzodiazapines by the street pharmacist April 28, 2006

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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