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Often called "Baezod or Baegod," Behzod is the ultimate pussy destroyer. He will not hesitate to fuck your sister and will use his astonishingly high GPA to steal your girl. Behzod is a natural born savage. He has a penis larger than your average Brazzers actor and his abs have more detail than 50 shades of gray. Preach Behzod. Hail Behzod. Heil Behzod. Love Behzod. Eat Behzod.
Did you see Behzod today? I heard he totally fucked your sister.
Behzod by xXSenpaiXx October 27, 2016
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Wow that was Behrod!!
Behrod by ACHGUOS April 5, 2012

Benzodiazepenis 

Erectile disfunction as a result of benzodiazepine use.
Guy 1: Man, last night I couldn't get it up. I had a bad case of whiskey dick.

Guy 2: You think you have it bad? I have to take xanax every day for my panic attacks. I've had benzodiazepenis for the last 3 years!
Benzodiazepenis by Jebus T. Awesome October 31, 2015
A Bekzod is the best person you will ever meet. He might seem weird but trust me he is a awesome person. He is nice, funny
Me :your so nice
Bekzod: but your nicer
To confuse someone to the full extent of their brains capacity.
Suffixes -ed -es -ing

Singular: "Im going to try bezoddle the shit out of that guy"

Plural: "this guys such a prankster, he bezoddles me all the time"

Verb: "this guy is bezoddling the shit out of me, my brain hurts"

Verb: "thats a good question, I remain bezoddled"

Eg: I was once asked a bezoddling question by a known bezoddler. He likes to bezoddle people. Still to this day im bezoddled as to how he does it!
bezoddle by dennypiffin April 29, 2014
a person who has such characteristic features as kindness, forgiveness,mercifulness,faithfulness, lovileness....
Behzad, the best man i have ever seen.
We will be happy together!
Behzad by Tahmina December 28, 2005

benzodiazapines 

prescription medication with hypnotic effects. often prescribed for patients with excessive anxiety and sleeping disorders such as insomnia. the most common brand of benzo is xanax. it comes in .25, .5, 1, and 2(xanibar) milligram tablets. it is very easy to become physically and psychologically dependent to benzodiazapines.
these benzodiazapines are the shit.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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