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Often called "Baezod or Baegod," Behzod is the ultimate pussy destroyer. He will not hesitate to fuck your sister and will use his astonishingly high GPA to steal your girl. Behzod is a natural born savage. He has a penis larger than your average Brazzers actor and his abs have more detail than 50 shades of gray. Preach Behzod. Hail Behzod. Heil Behzod. Love Behzod. Eat Behzod.
Did you see Behzod today? I heard he totally fucked your sister.
Behzod by xXSenpaiXx October 27, 2016
Words you can keep
El Rapide, Rapid
Wow that was Behrod!!
Behrod by ACHGUOS April 5, 2012

Benzodiazepenis 

Guy 1: Man, last night I couldn't get it up. I had a bad case of whiskey dick.

Guy 2: You think you have it bad? I have to take xanax every day for my panic attacks. I've had benzodiazepenis for the last 3 years!
Benzodiazepenis by Jebus T. Awesome October 31, 2015
A Bekzod is the best person you will ever meet. He might seem weird but trust me he is a awesome person. He is nice, funny
Me :your so nice
Bekzod: but your nicer
To confuse someone to the full extent of their brains capacity.
Suffixes -ed -es -ing

Singular: "Im going to try bezoddle the shit out of that guy"

Plural: "this guys such a prankster, he bezoddles me all the time"

Verb: "this guy is bezoddling the shit out of me, my brain hurts"

Verb: "thats a good question, I remain bezoddled"

Eg: I was once asked a bezoddling question by a known bezoddler. He likes to bezoddle people. Still to this day im bezoddled as to how he does it!
bezoddle by dennypiffin April 29, 2014
a person who has such characteristic features as kindness, forgiveness,mercifulness,faithfulness, lovileness....
Behzad, the best man i have ever seen.
We will be happy together!
Behzad by Tahmina December 28, 2005

benzodiazapines 

prescription medication with hypnotic effects. often prescribed for patients with excessive anxiety and sleeping disorders such as insomnia. the most common brand of benzo is xanax. it comes in .25, .5, 1, and 2(xanibar) milligram tablets. it is very easy to become physically and psychologically dependent to benzodiazapines.
these benzodiazapines are the shit.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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