Behzod

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Often called "Baezod or Baegod," Behzod is the ultimate pussy destroyer. He will not hesitate to fuck your sister and will use his astonishingly high GPA to steal your girl. Behzod is a natural born savage. He has a penis larger than your average Brazzers actor and his abs have more detail than 50 shades of gray. Preach Behzod. Hail Behzod. Heil Behzod. Love Behzod. Eat Behzod.

Did you see Behzod today? I heard he totally fucked your sister.

Behzod by xXSenpaiXx October 27, 2016

Words you can keep

Behrod

El Rapide, Rapid

Wow that was Behrod!!

Behrod by ACHGUOS April 5, 2012

Related Words

Behzod • behzad • bekzod • Behrod • beheodisgaakis • Bekhzodbek • benzodiazapines • Benzodiazepenis • Benzodiazepine • BenzoDope

Benzodiazepenis

Erectile disfunction as a result of benzodiazepine use.

Guy 1: Man, last night I couldn't get it up. I had a bad case of whiskey dick.

Guy 2: You think you have it bad? I have to take xanax every day for my panic attacks. I've had benzodiazepenis for the last 3 years!

Benzodiazepenis by Jebus T. Awesome October 31, 2015

bekzod

A Bekzod is the best person you will ever meet. He might seem weird but trust me he is a awesome person. He is nice, funny

Me :your so nice
Bekzod: but your nicer

bekzod by somebody you will never know December 9, 2019

bezoddle

To confuse someone to the full extent of their brains capacity.

Suffixes -ed -es -ing

Singular: "Im going to try bezoddle the shit out of that guy"

Plural: "this guys such a prankster, he bezoddles me all the time"

Verb: "this guy is bezoddling the shit out of me, my brain hurts"

Verb: "thats a good question, I remain bezoddled"

Eg: I was once asked a bezoddling question by a known bezoddler. He likes to bezoddle people. Still to this day im bezoddled as to how he does it!

bezoddle by dennypiffin April 29, 2014

Behzad

a person who has such characteristic features as kindness, forgiveness,mercifulness,faithfulness, lovileness....

Behzad, the best man i have ever seen.
We will be happy together!

Behzad by Tahmina December 28, 2005

benzodiazapines

prescription medication with hypnotic effects. often prescribed for patients with excessive anxiety and sleeping disorders such as insomnia. the most common brand of benzo is xanax. it comes in .25, .5, 1, and 2(xanibar) milligram tablets. it is very easy to become physically and psychologically dependent to benzodiazapines.

these benzodiazapines are the shit.

benzodiazapines by the street pharmacist April 28, 2006

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026