isis beheading

something a kid in the back of the bus wanted you to look at in middle school at 7 am

“hey wanna see an isis beheading?”
“dude wtf is wrong with you”

by pacify;phan February 20, 2022

silly behaving

said of small children who are engaged in a non-dangerous activity and are not misbehaving morally or otherwise, but nonetheless an engaged in an activity that is considered silly by adults.

a boy comes home, takes his pet hamster out out of its cage, and brings him out into the backyard, and puts said hamster on the grass in the yard. the hampster starts running away.

The boy's mother starts yelling : Peter you silly behaving troglodithe, bring Jerkins ( the hamster) back in immediately. I need to feed him.

Peter: okay, hang on mom, let me go find Jerkins.

by Sexydimma November 7, 2012

breading

The act of using bread, which is unweighted, to get any goods for free using the self checkout service.

Yo Jamal, you breading today?

by Co-Founder of Bread Limited November 14, 2019

Father Beading

Watching Porn on a public train. Named after a priest caught watching child pornography on a train.

Stephen: While on the train I was Father Beading for a while.

Joe: Nasty...

by LilAW June 8, 2011

Breading the chicken

On a hot sweaty day, refreshing the male testicles with Gold Bond Powder. Not only is it cooling and fantastic but it is also a dire necessity.

Adam : Yo Ryan where did you go?
Ryan : Sorry man i was breading the chicken.
Adam : Word, hook me up with the Gold Bond.

by sharethewealthylt December 18, 2010

Behaving British

The act of doing something you know you'll regret immediately after.

"I always knew it was a terrible idea to vote 'leave', I guess I was just behaving British."

by Duckofdeath June 26, 2016

Bellheading

The act of using a black marker to draw a japs eye on the top of a bald mans scalp so that from an aerial view the subjects head has the appearance of a massive bellend.

This is put to best use when the baldy in question has suffered sun burn or has high blood pressure. This gives the act of bellheading a far greater authenticity as the added pink colour further resembles a big shiny bellend.

It is best to bellhead somebody when they are asleep or highly drunk as this can, in some circumstances, provoke aggression as few people like to think that their head resembles a massive shiny bellend.

Fancy going bellheading today Brad?

I know the perfect individual for a good bellheading.

I just bellheaded that drunk chody little dwarf.

I woke up to discover I'd been bellheaded in the night.

by matwalkenstein July 16, 2011